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A rude, disrespectful, useless, blind UNCULTURED SWINE
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

You know what brings me so much joy? When people who hate me have to deal with the fact that their people LOVE ME.😈😈

Sad

checking the betting markets to see which cardinals are favored in the next papal conclave

I hate when I am annoyed and upset about stuff that I don't really have a right to be. Like yeah. I'm upset with you but it's also I guess none of my business? Infuriating.πŸ˜’

I'm book clubbing with my teen cousin and I need authors (and editors) of YA to be so incredibly for real. WHAT IS SHE 2 FEET TALL? Are the stools 4 feet tall? She specifically says she's just over 5 feet? Why can't she sit on a stool? We get it, she's tiny you don't need to make her a toddler.

Am I gonna join a fan club I have to pay to get into to guarantee myself good concert tickets?? MAYBE

I think when I sleep with a sleeping mask I also sleep with my eyes slightly opened and that is horrible because I LOVE the dark. But sleeping with slightly opened eyes and then putting in contacts is a horrible.

The most important part of this, is that they are not naming the seal until they assess its personality.

Masculinity so fragile you can't stand to have your wife make more money than you πŸ™„

I forgot face wash for the first part of my trip and have been using bar soap and cannot tell you how grateful I am to be back to a foaming cleanser.πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

I'm a long term LAX hater but you know what airport flies under the radar and deserves more hate? San Diego airport. This place is awful, John wayn superiority for southern California airports FOR SURE.

I had to swallow my gum so now I have to kill myself

My aunt asked me if there was anyone special in my life and I said "yeah myself." And I was legit so proud.

Impossible to argue with. It’s the truest thing that has ever been said on the internet.

This is what I was most looking forward to in the event of an eagles win.

So far the thing that annoyed me most about the Superbowl coverage is that they claimed the eagles Gatorade was green, as if it wasn't VERY CLEARLY yellow Gatorade. Nice try commentators, but no.

I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said "enjoy your night" so I said "not today, thanks" and left.

How much my mom likes my sweater makes me feel like I might be wearing an old lady cardigan.

I'm actually concerned.

Calling my Utah senators seems like such a pointless act. I've never met 2 men who care less. πŸ™„

My Canadian coworker told me I was "the true red and white" today. I'm incredibly flattered. πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ€"Ooooooooh Canadaaaaa"🎢

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Wannabe snowbird

Oh. I know.

The church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints cricket

Oh look they are making room for this picture of Taylor Swift.

billionaires woke up poorer today because of this πŸ™‚

I saw someone on TikTok saying "is that purchase worth helping trumps economy?" And it's been my new mantra in my quest to curb my overconsumption. And it works lol.

Obsessed with the fact that they just stole this image for the puzzle I'm doing rn

Fine.

I'll tell you what sewing TikTok makes me want. One of those cute tiny irons they all have. πŸ₯°

The kids here are only allowed to make eggs one day a week (the day the cleaners come) but when I'm babysitting it's EGG WEEK and they can make eggs every morning. And it's great cause they also make me eggs, and it's wins all around.

My screen time is about to drop to it's lowest level in years. 😭😭😭

If this cheer team does terrible today I'm going to say that it's karma for the parents releasing a whole bunch of balloons because they didn't want to take them home and pop them and claiming releasing them to the sky(littering) is good luck

I know it has potential to hurt my feelings, but I really want to know the identifiers or nicknames that strangers I see a lot have for me. Like I have so many people who I don't actually know that are just identified by one thing I know or one thing I noticed about them.

I wish I could order my devices with the screen protectors already installed because installing screen protectors is literally physical and mental torture.

I think I was graduated from college when I realized people are saying "feet shoulder width apart" and not "shoulder with the part" and every time someone says it i feel a little dumb all over again.