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kellyandroger.bsky.social
We talk a lot about sex stuff. We are a married couple from Australia, currently residing in the UK, exploring our kinky sides. We are into many different kinks and fetishes with an emphasis on fun and getting the most out of life.
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The title for this is shit but the porn itself is really fun. An old story about living a guy up and then wriggling around on him all naked and whatnot. And then fuckin. NEW #AudioPorn! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/slipper...

Ok, so today is obviously 'political image posting' day here on Blue Sky. Literally every third post is a US based political message without Alt-Text so you can filter them. So, I am out of here for today. Not in one bit interested in that shit flowing through my feed.

I am beginning to think that Blue Sky are just using me as a form of crowd sourced moderation against bots who post shitty non-alt-texted political like farming images. I don't care which side of the US political fence they are from, they are all getting the same block treatment.

There is a special place in blocked hell for asshats on here that use non-ascii characters that look like normal letters in their posts to avoid the moderation word filters. #ShameShameShame #IsTheShameThingStillAThing

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‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.

All those idiots who own the electric internet truck things from that horrible rich dude, should be investing in car wrap companies that provide investor discounts. Each time they get their pos sprayed with hate msgs, they can just strip away that layer for the LOLs. #FuckTeslaAndMusk

I NEED TO REPEAT THIS. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE WATER, IT IS SO REFRESHING AND LOVELY. I CANT WAIT TO HAVE ANOTHER DRINK OF COOL FRESH WATER. IT IS SO SATISFYING!! #NoCokeZeroDay4IThink

Get those holes filled right!

Just once I would like Hollywood to make a film about the expert assassin couple who interrupt watching Love Island or some other TV drivel in their council flat, to go on a killing assignment. Instead apparently all assassins are tosser rich white people who have to miss out on the opera. Ugh.

Went and watched Companion (2025) with Kelly yesterday. Loved the film a lot, highly recommended. There was an advert before it for the British Army. Hilariously showing them in a war zone helping civilian victims. I mean don't show them as the ones doing any killing of course. 😂🤣

Interestingly nearly all of the women who've joined my #cuckolding/FLR matchmaking service Venus Connections in the last 4 months said they only want to date leftist men. Even middle or moderate is a hard no for them. Maybe @dansavage.bsky.social is right - kinky leftist guys are the new unicorns!

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This is good advice, especially (though not limited to) expensive kink gear. Try a cheap one of whatever it is first, make sure it sings to you, and to whoever you plan to use it with. I promise it’ll save you some money

I hope everyone supports Anthony Mackie this weekend in going to see the new Captain America movie. It’s actually vital to support a Black Captain America during this time and can’t let it flop

OMG, water is so enjoyable. I look forward to drinking it every day. It is just so satisfying. #NoCokeZeroDay2

"Admirable aims are not enough, on their own, to make good law." Sharing this here as well as on Masto because I think it is SUCH a neat takedown of why the Online Safety Act is unworkable in practice. www.bentasker.co.uk/posts/blog/l...

"The history of porn censorship is fundamentally classist, and we can see that legacy today in the shaping of porn regulation." Fantastic piece by @pandorablake.bsky.social on the history of censorship, and the Online Safety Act. www.patreon.com/posts/brief-...

“What made you think you could get on my train without a ticket, eh?” NEW PORN. A delicious, grubby little wank #fantasy I have about a train guard waiving a ticket fine if I let him fuck my face in the guard's carriage... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/train-g... Hot art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

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Day 1 of no Coke Zero. It has been 15hrs and 46mins so far. I will persevere though.

Does anyone remember or still use Laser Discs, those big 12inch DVD like discs that were super common in Karaoke bars or restaurants? We had one of the players years ago when DTS® first came out in consumer grade AV systems. Early players required you to turn the disc over halfway through.

From tomorrow I start my next attempt to exit the Coke Zero spiral. I am drinking too much and don't need to. Other than sex, it is my only other vice... Is it a vice? So back to water from tomorrow evening onwards. A weekend is a great time to start this type of exclusion, right?

We have one of these and they are excellent. Love the deep thuds they create with each strike, both in giving and receiving. The twisted tails also give a nice sting when they hit just right.