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trashy. stupid. beautiful. | Never Show the Monster podcast | she/her https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/never-show-the-monster/id1598823106
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Does he speak Latin with the Chicago accent or

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👏learning👏is👏bad for you👏

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The trouble with writing a resume that would appeal to the software developers who will interview me is it will never get past the recruiters

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i'm ready for a career change if anyone wants to hire me for something that pays a lot and doesn't involve computer

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Couldn’t remember “Phillips head” all morning, been calling it “normal boy”

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coughing so hard my cat left the room :(

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jkr sucks shit from butts

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STUFF: today. COUCH: next week. SOON: feeling at home

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t understand exactly what the Spanish-speaking painters outside are saying but I can tell one is spilling piping hot tea and the other is losing his mind over it

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People who ride their bike in San Francisco are braver than the troops

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We moved :)

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

they should make crumb-free toast for bedtime

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I still think it would take me a couple days to realize I had been skinamarinked

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Skinamarink me daddy

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A guy who’s really into skincare ingredients but only for his masturbation moisturizer

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I think I speak for us all when I say we are ready for a hammer to the back of the skull.

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Dj on the radio repeatedly calling him Val Kilmner

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carbonated Metamucil

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Cat sitter shared the boy

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Texting all the cuties “come over if you want to make out”

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Having a crush after 35 is so embarrassing. Just take a pottery class.

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