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kellybot5000.bsky.social

A featherless biped, with broad, flat nails

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Listening to Rep. Jasmine Crockett today on All In made me feel hopeful for the first time in a long time

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All I'm saying is that if they let me stream shows at 1.3 speed, i may be able to watch tv again

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Womp womp

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Please forgive us, eventually

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This dumbass nominated an ex heroin addict with a brain worm to run HHS

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headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

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It is WILD that Cheryl Hines and Olivia Nuzzi listened to this man breathing and thought "I want this closer to my face ASAP"

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Nugget doing his best impression of a frying pan, and a towel

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TikTok took it down, so let’s share the shit out of this reading list. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgainIsNow #BookSky #StateMediaCensorship

submitted 26 days ago • 432 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 27 days ago • 1706 comments

This is fucking insane

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One of us, one of us, one of us Cahco is best, entire pizza for $10 🤌

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Happy caturday from Nugget

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we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

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Tired: DEI Hire Wired: DUI Hire

submitted 29 days ago • 56 comments