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Shots from the #HandsOff protest in Eugene Or.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 24 days ago • 565 comments

Listening to Rep. Jasmine Crockett today on All In made me feel hopeful for the first time in a long time

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

All I'm saying is that if they let me stream shows at 1.3 speed, i may be able to watch tv again

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Womp womp

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Please forgive us, eventually

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

This dumbass nominated an ex heroin addict with a brain worm to run HHS

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

headlines from a week ago as an incident near DCA appears to be the deadliest aviation disaster in the US since 9/11 www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

submitted 88 days ago • 327 comments

It is WILD that Cheryl Hines and Olivia Nuzzi listened to this man breathing and thought "I want this closer to my face ASAP"

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Nugget doing his best impression of a frying pan, and a towel

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

TikTok took it down, so let’s share the shit out of this reading list. #HolocaustRemembranceDay #NeverAgainIsNow #BookSky #StateMediaCensorship

submitted 91 days ago • 423 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 91 days ago • 1684 comments

This is fucking insane

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments