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kellykearney.bsky.social
Writer/Reporter/Humorist/Typo enthuziast. TV obsessed, politically depressed, and often hangry-in a gay way. Dog person with cat envy. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
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I tested positive for COVID-19, 9 days ago, and I'm going to be honest here, I am not much better, WHICH IS CRAZY. A full round of Paxlovid and nothing changed. I am so over this. Immunocompromised people, how long did it take for you to feel normal again?

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I haven't been able to stop thinking about @roywoodjr.bsky.social calling the shooting range a "murder rehearsal" since I watched his special on Hulu. I'm also worried about that maniac buying 7 shotguns and wondering when he will pop up on the news. Extreme laughter and terror is a brand, Roy!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Knock-knock: "Would you like to attend our pagan-Christian-swingers-spiritual cosplay hoedown for undiagnosed bisexual austitics for Jesus? There will be vegan chicken wing dip and naked yoga." Me: "My gay ass would rather get hit by a subway train on fire, but thanks."

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Having asthma, Crohn's disease, COVID-19, and the flu all at once is really a combo nobody should ever have to deal with. Especially after you just had your immunosuppressive infusion. Sick is an understatement. Keep your fingers crossed for me because this is not great. Round 2 of Pax.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Typical NY interaction at 2:45 AM. Neighbors text me to deal with the sus car out front. Me, carrying my bat to the garbage: can I help you? Him: It's me, Jimmy from across the street. I'm locked out. Me: JFC Jimmy! I thought you were robbing us. Get your ass in the house! This is my only bat.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

Officer Selzer in the #GabbyPetito #Netflix doc is absolutely useless. Officer Clueless says, "That's New York. This is Southwest Florida. We can't even file a missing person's report." Just add him to the pile of reasons to avoid Florida.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Oof...that female cop in the #GabbyPetito doc on #Netflix, reminds me of this old favorite:

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

When does Merrick Garland get a cabinet position for helping Trump destroy democracy and turn it into an autocracy? Nobody worked harder to protect Trump than Merrick. I'm sure Daddy has a thank-you treat for him.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Good to consider it might not just be the obvious woke trope

submitted 74 days ago • 37 comments

There is a gathering in DC to protest. I wish that unity happened on election day, but at least we're pushing back a little. Now I am worried Trump will tear gas the crowd and build a narrative around unleashing the military on "unruly" U.S. civilians. He is dying to misspell, "Martial Law!"

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I am so glad I married someone with a sense of humor, or else #Valentine'sDay would be a bummer.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking of that story about Russians paying Taliban to target US soldiers in Afg during Trump’s first admin. He was briefed on it, denied it, and the whole right wing apparatus called it fake news. Then this came out in January, and no one seems to care. theins.ru/en/politics/...

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The price of coffee is up 53% since last year. USAID was helping Cornell University make coffee more affordable for Americans by working with growers to strengthen supply chains. The administration said they would lower costs, but without USAID we'll all be paying more per cup☕️

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Watch Trump invite Drake to the White House.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.

submitted 82 days ago • 538 comments

Whispers…Drake is probably not the only rich clown Kendrick is trolling at the Super Bowl.

submitted 82 days ago • 9 comments

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

submitted 82 days ago • 166 comments

Exactly what's been on my mind since Batiste sang "Land of the Free " #SuperBowl

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

So far, cops & military flexing, "Land of the (not so) Free," united in grief, coin toss, Scientologists. I'm here for the Birds, but not for the 1980s-style propaganda. I'm gonna just say no.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025 starrymag.com/a-real-pain/

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025 starrymag.com/a-real-pain/

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

California Governor Gavin Newsom is meeting with President Trump tomorrow at the White House.

submitted 87 days ago • 52 comments

OMFG! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Rep. Jasmine Crockett: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 "We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"

submitted 87 days ago • 161 comments