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Never let go with Halle Berry is so incredibly good I really can’t believe it. From the scene with Koda to the obscure ending like it was too good

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#baddiesky ?

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I’m so scared to finish arcane cus these spoilers all seem so sad

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Weeee????

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I’m ngl Everytime I feel like my dermals are rejecting I just shove and twist it deeper into my skin

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Omg why did I see Caucasian vagina on the tl

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A man having a baby on me is not only reason enough for me to leave him it’s also reason enough for me to kill him

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If I wanted to keep repeating myself I’d just talk to my parrot

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okay but this is my fav show to watch when I’m trying to go to sleep, I love Bobs burgers

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Idk no other app has hit the same since the great resettling

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The way y’all are packing ppl up on black sky is so hilariously efficient

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Is it too early for me to say I need to be put through the mattress?. . . .

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Pulp is always superior

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Great and even greater things are coming I can sense it 🥰

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Loading up the sims while on my period just so I can put the laptop on my tummy

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I wish I could slice my stomach open and rip my uterus out by the ovaries Everytime my stomach gets to cramping

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And at the end of the day it’s night. So who really gives a fuck fr

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I went from feeling hopeless to having three interviews this week

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Some people really belong in jail for lying.

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Found my sky boo #skeetandmeet #loveontheskyline #iloveyoubabe #letsgetmarried #illmakeyouhappy #getyoursuit #sizeyourring #skyweddings

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Every time someone talks about my posture I get so annoyed cus do you not see these pieces of luggage on my chest. GET REALLL

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I miss jouvertttttt

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Before I go to this interview… Are y’all 1000% sure that you’re not undercover millionaires and ready to give me my couple M’s for holding it down these last couple of days? Are y’all 100000000% sure?

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Can y’all drop some baking recipes

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one thing about me, ima write a paragraph in the texts.

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Personalities are lightskins kryptonite

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I’m steady screaming “leave me alone bruh”. Y’all this man done actually left me alone

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My favorite shade of green is simply all.

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When Phaedra said “LOSSSSEEERRR” I really felt that in the very depths of my soul #RHOA

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Meatloaf is good but a strange concept. Let's cook a kilo of meat and just eat it by the slab.

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