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Mark Da Costa tried to open a cafe in my suburb after his last one failed because he hates queer people and I’m not sure why he thought St Peter’s would be the right spot but basically he spent hundreds of thousands fitting this place out and never opened the doors (some transphobic language here)

submitted 59 minutes ago • 1 comment

Did you guys know that my grandfather was a senator and not a very good one

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Once I went ham on a bag of dried apricots and nearly shit myself at the pub and I was trying to get to the bathroom but the man walking in front of me thought I was his friend so he slowed right down and started doing the robot

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Today - i got a clean bill of health vagina wise - I got given flowers for no reason - lizard took a dump finally - found $20 on the way to the park with the dogs

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Say something nice about my lizard now

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

I HATE AA, I HATE the amends step and I HATE that those lunatics told me as a little girl that I needed to confront my dad about his behaviour so he could make his amends because the fallout from that fucked me up way more than any “dad forgot to feed us” situation

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

I’m at the doctors office bc they gotta talk to me about my Pap smear results and I swear to god if my fuckin cooter is acting up in a serious way I’m going get someone to kick it clean off my body

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh my god ??????????????

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

I will not be aging gracefully I got Botox for the first time at 23

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Good morning from the leaf nibbler

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I love her … she was $55…

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Give her some privacy??????

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My new vegetarian lifestyle got my ass on cowboy mode 24/7

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Do you mind if I act like a bitch at the design market today

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Australia has spoken and we DO NOT trust bald men

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

We are trying to get her to crawl but all she wants is me 😭

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Lmao

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you guys are watching the election? I am eating a huge bowl of muesli after two American Benadryl

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Dutton looks like the kid in your class that always had to go to special doctors appointments on Tuesdays

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I had to delete my slimy tammy post sorry I can barely handle the earnest doggo post weiners on this website when they aren’t interacting with me directly so when they’re saying their little jokes to me personally it’s kind of like a type of spiritual death to me

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Getting fruit at the breakfast buffet is performative bullshit. It’s the mark of a liar.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Since I’ve had my IUD I haven’t had a proper period (6? Years) and now that I have it out it’s like having it for the first time. When does this bitch stop bleeding. Surely 5 days is enough.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s funny bc that’s what happened to fungbunger

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I’m so cool at my cool job

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Got a pep in my step today. Got some joie de virve about me. Might be a silly little rascal. Who knows!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

She has been dragging her legs behind her when she walks since I brought her home like 6-8 weeks ago and I thought we were reaching the time to think euthanasia. And then she did this. And I burst into tears.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments