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I need to get something off my chest and that is that I told everyone in year 3 that I auditioned for Nikki Websters part in the Sydney 2000 Olympics opening ceremony. But I didn’t. I was never up for that part.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Today I was holding a rabbits legs while we had to shave its nasty infected rabbit vagina and it was stinky and I thought about how there’s no where else I’d rather be (not for sex reasons. For fulfilment reasons)

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Beansprout when she was found vs today (her first day in her new aviary)

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

The unnecessary killing of harmless insects gotta be top of my list of icks. Even more than a man’s hat blowing off in the wind and then he has to chase after it but the wind keeps blowing it away, that’s second.

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

Sydney uni doesn’t get enough credit for how beautiful it is can you believe inside this austere building the next generation of guys who will try to motorboat you at Marly Bar are being formed

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

People think going to the vet is a rort but god damn we do a lot of stuff for free and still get treated like absolute shit :)

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Is shrek a reptile

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Remember when I made a joke about sucking off ben lee and he saw it

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I kiss the frog not because I want him to become a man but because I love him as a frog. When you learn to love the frog so too do you learn to love yourself

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The Colleen Hoover Kmart hack cavoodle girlies are behind the resurgence of inoffensive and bland country music on the radio

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ngl these two have helped me immeasurably through the last few days at work which haven’t been awesome

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Anyone else want this

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Smoking a cig while wearing scrubs is funny, that’s right big guy I’m an evil nurse

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

She came through my work about 6 months ago after being found terrified and sick in an alleyway and has been impossible to rehome and she hates me but we are making progress we love you bean sprout!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Suddenly everyone on reality tv is younger than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Social anxiety is for women men do not have that shit they’re pretending

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I am in my divine feminine rn (brown discharge)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Men love when you have a big box of larvae. They think it’s hot when you have to go home to check on your big box of writhing fly larvae.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Princess princess princess

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

It’s called expresso because u drink it real quick :)

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Brands are just saying the titles of memes now when they don’t relate At all. They’re not even trying. They’re taking us for fools.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Girls on twitter talking about their boyfriends

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Can I squeak to your manager

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Calling my group of gay little friends who can’t make a drs appointment “comrades”

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment