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Mainer, from away. Database nerd by day, working in weed tech. Corgi fan, swimmer, quilter. I want to see pictures of your pets, your crafts, your houseplants. Here for the unhinged skeets.
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Even from my non religious perspective, seems accurate

Happy 420 y’all. Everyone is at the dispensary.

I made a riff on a banana bread last night with oats, chia seeds, peanut butter powder, and a baked apple topping. May be the best I’ve ever made.

Every time I drive by my neighbor’s house where a Trump sign sat outside for years (and is no more), I picture the leopard napping right on their doorstep.

It’s amazing how quickly regular swimming can take you from “I’m a little shy changing in the locker room” to “if you see more than you bargained for, that’s a You Problem 😉”

Coachella clips reminded me how fucking catchy Green Day is, damn

The Silent But Deadly version of the FDA is now in place

I really miss the days when my fella was my personal travel agent.

The blood on trump and musk’s hands is immense

“Do you give a ‘Trump take line’ discount?”

Dei for white men

Foam rollers are actually not made of foam. They are made of pure hate.

Tried a recipe pattern from TikTok tonight— it’s like a quiche, but instead of crust you smush baked potato (I microwaved em) into the bottom of the dish and drizzle with olive oil. Add sautéed veg and whatever, pour whipped eggs over, cheese if you want, bake. Turned out SO GOOD. Makes ahead well.

the leopard surely won't eat my... oh

Nothing says "WE HATE POOR PEOPLE" quite like eliminating free direct file of taxes.

Slack status: Working From "The News is Incredibly Toxic but Also It Would Be Irresponsible As a Human Not to Pay Attention"

That’s not the reason. They’re suing Maine because the Gov didn’t “behave” (humble herself) before Trump in a public meeting.

Contestants on the latest episode of Spring Baking Championship have to make edible scented candles, but weirdly none of the scents are Gwenyth’s Vagina. 🤷🏻‍♀️

So much empathy for people going through Bad Life Stuff at the same time we are, as a country, Finding Out

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people think they needed to be scared of trans folks using the bathroom instead of actual predators

Literally BREAKING

I'm that person who pauses a business meeting saying, "just a moment, my dog is eating my puppet," then pulls a giant key shaped piece of foam with hair out from under my desk VERY COMMON PROBLEM

Getting turned away from swimming because multiple people with a whole lap swimming lane to themselves won’t share seems very American ☹️

Collapsing into the warm embrace of recession pop