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kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad πŸ•β€πŸ¦ΊπŸ•, husband πŸ‘¬, practical liberal, cranky/horny. As subtle as a plane crash. 🏑 'Ville & Midcoast Maine πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
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Normally I put ~0 stock in a 240 hour forecast but rain on a Saturday? Yeah lock that in.

Thanks @jakraemer.bsky.social for making me look so good going into Chili's 🌢️

Remember who we are. Shitty bar fliers, promo photos with nonsense processing, and a general air of acceptable sleaze is your history and heritage. They didn't want us in their world so we made our own. This month, and every month after, go out and take up some fucking space. Happy Pride πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ₯°

"DAY-Z WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE DRAGONS"

High AF at the vet

Please do tell me that bicycles are the real problem here.

The Hotel New Hampshire

Philadelphia

It's almost like everything Republicans attack Democrats for they intend to do themselves and American voters eat it up with a spoon.

Nice license plate

Rideshare drivers always pick the absolute worst place to drop their fares

soon the only thing you'll be able to feed your baby is raw milk or shark blood

Moonstruck

Saltier than the sea

This is no lie, on the market for something approaching $1M

@jakraemer.bsky.social and I are at Chili's for the first time in decades

I need to learn to buy 20% more tomatoes than I think I'll need in any given week

Thursday is going to be a scorcher

I'm actually shocked there aren't more car crashes given the behaviors I witness

True Life: I'm addicted to Sir Kensington's Garlic Everything Sauce

It's warm out!

Jesus Christ

Pride Month 🌈