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That footage of Rangers fans walking away 👌

Well, fuck ever going to Crofton then #uncanny

Is that something that can happen - can you die from big metal beams crushing you? #EELive #eastenders

Oh wait Martin’s giving birth too, it’s not just Sonia #EELive

Is Natalie Cassidy going to have to pretend to give birth during a live episode? Cos if she is I think she’s getting a bit of a raw deal compared to the rest of the cast #eastenders

Wtf wasn’t expecting Angie #eastenders

Well, get to fuck

KÜHN

I only recently found out that Kathy is Ian Beale’s mother and sorry, but I still can’t believe that

Loving the Kojak that’s been on the last two days - they obviously had a lot more money to spend - it seems to be all on location and is starring Eli Wallach

Do UK police actually use see through evidence boards or is this just a TV thing? Also every interview room on tele is a bunker apparently

There are two Scottish accents, the actual impenetrable way of speaking to each other and then the more comprehensible Shrek-style accent, which allows non-Scots to follow

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

“Saturday Night is the song that knocked Love is All Around off the charts” Oh FFS #maskedsingeruk

I don’t like when they have previous masked singers on. I know them, they are of no use to me now.

Rough Ride 'Driver: You Are The Wheelman' PlayStation

Will tell my kids to think of the children in America if they don’t eat their 15 fried eggs

Hey guys remember that thing back in the day, wouldn’t it be good to have that thing again? “Well, I had something unconnected happen to me personally, that I didn’t like so no, I don’t think we should experience any of the good things from that time period ever again, guys. OMG ugh WTF”

I have more than a cold now, I’ve realised - I have man flu

Scotland:

German media reported that JD Vance refused to meet with the German chancellor, but met with a Neo Nazi leader. This is who Vance is, a Nazi loving, democracy hating, constitution defying pig, groomed by Peter Thiel. And not just politically.

Well for fucksake that’s a bombshell. No wonder you’ve been having problems #uncanny

Danny Robins is very good at that scary “we have a brand new case” voice he does at the end, peak keeping the ambience man #uncanny

I think this is the best thing about Uncanny - most programmes would just have his story and that’s it, so you could turn around and be like oh well maybe he’s just making it up, but they actively go and find people who live in the same place to compare stories

I feel very sorry for this guy #uncanny

IT’S JUST SLEEP PARALYSIS MA- “And then my mum woke up and started screaming. She’d seen it too” OH #uncanny

Gonna pray in my home for JD Vance to get tae fuck 🖕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Zelenskyy looks incredibly uncomfortable whilst JD Vance was speaking there

Can’t believe I just missed Grant Mitchell’s comeback tonight

*approaching you on the street* I'd stay away from the mine if I were you, stranger. I hear there's been trouble.

I'm afraid to say that blaring an airhorn version of Darude Sandstorm to interrupt a Keir Starmer photo op is a great bit.

The steward 😂