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Blind in one eye, visual learner. Corporate drone by day, washed dad by night. I do subpar photoshops on my phone
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The person behind the wheel during this demo

If our country was a piece of meat

Come see your favorite Seinfeld characters as wax figures, and see them in your nightmares for all eternity.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

Credit where it’s due: Scott Galloway cooked here

Dane Cook and his blood boy live in Cincy, watch him do jokes that are older than his wife.

Watch meesa get down

Had a call about replacing customer chat with AI, and after the presentation was over my boss asked what we thought. I don’t think he was prepared for my diatribe.

Me: “it was a good death” The movie:

Theo Von is going full Edna Mode

just a whole truck following you around announcing what a slop hog you are

“Good lord! I’ve heard about this - cat juggling.”

this is not true either legally or in a colloquial sense, but an NYT reporter says it like he's telling you the weather.

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

bummer that his good friend in charge of introducing adults to children died

A week ago he’d already made 200 deals, but this is also somehow the first of many 🥴

Birthday gift given to my 3 yr old, “ American Legends Alphabet” book. D is for Dolly, and the letter has her nipple on it lol

yes sir, I will do what you tell me

I want to hear someone with a Boston accent say “seersucker”

Does my toaster miss me when I am at work Are my washer and dryer married

Monorail salesman starter pack