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Sometimes they act like they don’t think we know how to use pitchforks.
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If you’re building a guillotine, remember to shop local.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Since due process is not guaranteed, are we expected to exercise our 2nd Amendment rights if ICE agents attempt to detain and send us to a foreign gulag?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

44m people have seen the White House officially tell the world that the only acceptable response to being kicked in the balls is, “Thank you sir, may I have another?” Fuck this goddamn loser.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when they were coming to audit Fort Knox? Remember when they were going to release the Epstein files? Remember when he was going to end the war in Ukraine? President Lame Duck McClickbait just sold pardons and gave his donors no-bid government contracts.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I exercised greater operational security when buying bags of grass than these clowns used to send Americans into combat.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Plumber was running his yap about English being the national language. I informed him that he’s no longer allowed to call Nevada, Colorado or Florida by those names. Anyone want to inform the MAGAs in Snowy, Reddish, or Flowery?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Helping son fill out college applications and his mother is furious that he included “Little Lebowski Urban Achiever” as a civic activity. I hope the admissions office has a sense of humor.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

It’s odd that the losers that claim school shootings are false flag events never consider that maybe Teslas are being burned for insurance because no one wants to own a fascist lightning rod.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Millions of American bros think this equates to “doing your own research”.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

FIRST ONE DOWN. OTEGA IS THE MAN! #BBN

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

By talking shit about Musk, liberals have MAGAs rushing to Tesla to buy the latest Nazicar. We have moved America one step closer to making the planet better by putting more EVs on the road.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Elon says people at getting paid to ruin Tesla stock value? Who’s been holding out on me? I’ve been shitting on those cars for a decade and haven’t seen a dime.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Price to install circuitry for a Tesla charger has increased dramatically in my area.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Told a plumber this on the job site today as he was defending Trump’s economic ideas. “You’re watching a kid running around with a hammer, knocking holes in walls. You’re telling others that the carpenter knows what he’s doing. He’s a child with shit in his britches arbitrarily swinging a hammer.”

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Despite the billions in new no-bid contracts, Tesla’s stock is down 40% since Inauguration Day. That seems bad for shareholders.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday, a $2.4m electrical project was scrapped at a factory in Kentucky because tariffs made the expansion not worth the investment. It would’ve added to a production line and increased employment. Tariffs cost us more than they understand

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

MAGA mom was complaining about the state of America and a family’s inability to survive on one paycheck. I reminded her that her father was a union steel worker. Top tax rates were so high that it was better to invest in labor and facilities than CEO pay. “Your generation’s selfishness is to blame.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

America First translates to, “We have no allies.”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Every electrical contractor is revising his pricing today because an orange moron just added 25% onto their bill.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

With all of the other stupid shit happening, I forgot that Kari Lake has appointed to run Voice of America.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

All my life Fox News has been warning my parents of drug addled immigrants killing rich white people but a South African on ketamine running around with a chainsaw raises no eyebrows. I’m thinking the melanin content of the immigrant might be the real concern.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Trump - We need to distract the base after we rug pulled the Epstein documents. Vance - We could behave like children and be assholes to the President of a country that’s being bombed by Putin. Trump - I like it!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Question the motives of any nation that calls US their “ally” today.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I’m proud of each and every American that is embarrassed by our President today.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The CEO for the largest contractor in Idaho has resigned after video of his “Seig Hile” salute at a company meeting was leaked. Seems like even in Idaho, Nazis are seen as fucking losers.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else feel like the US is now a Soviet client state and our FBI has become the Stasi?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Remember this. Next time Nazis, Proud Boys or Patriot Front losers march in your city and the alt right incels start calling them “Feds” and “deep state, false flag provocateurs”, Kash Patel might have actually sent them.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment