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The misadventures of a shit talker. Posts are 90% manga panels,art, and photos I’ve taken. 10% shitposts https://instagram.com/drive.by.shooter?igshid=MzMyNGUyNmU2YQ== he/him
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Back to square one after reaching plat with Kim

what isn’t being said enough in the new york mayoral race is that i hate andrew cuomo. i hate that he kills seniors and sexually harasses women, i hate his ugly fucking face that looks like some tectonic event happened inside a leather bag. he is in every way the guy who sucks

the biggest benefit of driving a hoopty is everyone lets you merge cuz they can see by the dents that i care less about my life than they care about theirs

These guys keep trying to Wow me with their bullshit fake tech inventions, meanwhile anytime I use my socket wrench I'm like my god what genius made this

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

i am so sick and tired of the cold and dark days of winter. creativity and motivation at a all time low

Not sure about yall but i’m pretty sure $400 mil on scrap metal is not an efficient use of government money

i neeeeeeed to be back outside taking photos again i have so many rolls and so many cameras to test

my brother the most interesting man in the world he texted me telling me he playing in a handball tournament in some village in the mountains in italy

i deleted my twitter it’s the end of a era for real

America really is in a perpetual cycle of "well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions?"

when i see “rank up opportunity” for the other player show up my hater instincts take over and i play the best i ever have just to stop them

i wonder what my neighbors think when they just hear me saying you’re a fucking dumbass for 2 hours straight while i play street fighter

#CSM

Denji stuck in an alternate dimension where the hole between the two is his stomach so his allies shoving their whole torso down his throat to fight on the other side is PEAK chainsaw man

I am back and I have lots to say about Hunter x Hunter. First and foremost Togashi DOES NOT MISS

i slept on dungeon meshi

Finished Ace of The Diamond this week. Big sucker for sports mangas and Japanese highschool baseball is so intense irl that i thought it would be better but the pacing was too slow and drawn out and ending was too rushed

if the lines too long at the store i just steal it instead

Vagabonds art is so good I refuse to read the scans out of principle

i saw this vagabond panel on twitter today so i think i’ll restart that again

nothing interesting has happened and the only thing i’ve been reading was Beck for the 3rd time in 4 months

it’s not procrastinating it’s called being clutch

Putting off a semesters worth of work and doing it all in a day just to prove i still got it

i wanna road trip cross country to california this summer but i don’t have a license or a car

so far the list of random white people i’ve been compared to or told i look like at work is: Harry Potter Karl from Shameless Steve from Blues Clues Macaulay Culkin in home alone

u really never know where life will take u. this time last year i woulda been on w77 and broadway smoking newport’s with convicted felons. Today? I’m teaching kids about rock formations

all i need to do is consistently eat breakfast, run every morning and work out for like 45 minutes 3x a week and i could change my life the only thing stopping me is that i am a lazy piece of shit

i would pay money to never have to watch julius randle play basketball again

need to make a tier list of the free school snacks they give out here. Sweet potato muffins only S tier so far. A lot of D tiers like cereal with no milk. Hell/Food Poison tier is exclusively for the lukewarm yogurt

Society wants men to pee standing up because they don't want us to have even a moment's rest. And you fall for it...

the majority of my kids that are into basketball have told me their favorite team is the Warriors which i could understand cuz of Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Durant but i asked one of them and they told me their favorite player is Jordan Poole???

when work stresses me out i just remember the worst that can happen is i get fired and then i go to sleep

Time for Dead Dead Demon DEDEDEDE Destruction (that name is way too long)

all of our papers she would return would smell like coffee and cigarettes and now i get it