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Man I've watched corridor digital for over a decade but I saw them joking on their podcast today about the mixed living/working warehouse zoning inspections, and I get that they're annoying but all I can think about is the Oakland Ghost Ship fire and hour it's very much not a joking matter.

Damn. RIP the James Bond franchise, enshittification comes for all things in late stage capitalism.

Everybody in North Carolina right now is freaking out after finding that it is in fact possible for it to snow 2 days in a row.

I have to be honest, I have a few friends who are not very politically aware who just in the last few weeks have started panicking and asking me politics 101 questions that the rest of the world asked after 2016 and I resent the fuck out of it, and its fucking irritating but I'm trying to be patient

TIL after the thought occurred to me and I had to google it that Pre-Columbian trans-Bering Strait contact was a thing but the bandwidth was small enough that horses/iron smelting/eurasian diseases never jumped the gap. History is so bizarre. Just 20 miles of water en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-Col...

Happy burns night! He’s having his 😋 can’t get more Scottish than that. #burnsnight #irnbru #irnbrulovers #highlandcoo #thebrucoo

PADDINGTON IN PERU + BRIDGET JONES 4 = The (American) British Movie Canon on The Big Picture with Yasi Salek. open.spotify.com/episode/5Qav...

I love The Big Picture podcast so much and every time Yasi Salek does a guest spot, I get healed from some of the psychic damage the world has been dealing me recently. Absolutely life giving banter and takes, protect Yasi at all costs.

I willingly accept any quest this magpie has to offer.

beaker on magazine covers: thread

Loren Michaels could save us all. Tell Tr*mp he can be included in the SNL 50th to stroke his ego but only if he locks up El*n.

I feel like there should be some evidence of this "rocking" motion on many of the stones, especially those deeper in the foundations that have been protected from the elements. I dunno. Egyptologists hit me up, tell me what I've missed here. Inefficiency? Stone type? Availability of strong rope?

Obviously this wouldn't work for the granite casing stones because it would chip and damage them, but the majority of the largest stones were only roughly shaped and significantly smaller than the statue depicted here. We know they came from a quarry by boat, but the "last mile" could be this.

I would someday like to talk to an Egyptologist about the construction of the Pyramids and whether or not the Rapa Nui people's walking statue technique might have been used in some capacity for moving large blocks in certain situations. It must have been considered.

I've built a box with the ghosts of a million people swarming around like angry bees and if you poke it their essences mix and give voice to the collective unconscious. I call it an LLM AI. Also it does racism and propaganda and destroys truth really well.

Hell is an all hands meeting that never ends with endless corny CEO jokes that everybody has to laugh at. Is this what it was like to have to be in a mad Kings court? Fortunately we don't have kings anymore...it's not like we have to endure shitty jokes from a mad king all day......aaahhhh fuck

Yea spent 5 min scrolling. Still can't do this website and maintain my mental health. Back to exclusively doing 10 hours of youtube videos I've already seen and then hitting myself in the head with a brick to sleep

Somewhere there is an antidote to this chaos. I don't know what it is, or who will find it, but this cannot stand. If we brought about any form or cooperation nothing this utterly stupid can possibly be allowed to take it down. Something has to give

Doing things to distract myself from the end of America. My current D&D campaign is set in the city of Sharn in Eberron which has towers a mile tall. With a little photoshop and Chicago as a reference what would mile tall towers look like over the horizon? Lots of fuzzy math here but its an idea

I was going to reorganize my storage unit today, but I've chosen instead to start filling it with bulk water and canned goods.

It’s not a sin to hope rich ppl die

Jesus fucking christ it's everywhere

Just gross.

There is something so unbelievably disgusting and tasteless about an article covering a tragedy using what is clearly an AI generated image where somebody typed in "Learjet 55 plane crash" and got this ugly fake monstrosity to report on people who have died. www.ctol.digital/news/philade...

dark times indeed, but still laughing that one of the week’s big stories was an Chinese AI company being like “oh a bullshit machine? we can make that, no problem” and it blew up the stock market

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

Frasier: Niles, I am at wits' end with dad. He simply won't get out of that accursed chair. Niles: Frasier, are you referring to the Golden Throne? Frasier: It's more of a burnished brass, really

Jesus fucking christ yet another AI presentation at work. People getting so excited about having the most average possible slop representing them as though it's the result of their labour. I'm losing my fucking mind.

alexa play “stress” by justice 100 times in a row

DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

Me and my little bro looking for humans to step on in Mech Warrior 3 after my Mom banned Goldeneye and all FPS games because he was running around Harris Teeter shooting strangers with finger guns like Oddjob a week after Columbine and upset a Karen.

Me turning on my webcam for standup each morning, unaware of the Protoss carrier about to blow me up.

I don’t think the economy is “fake” but you see stats like this and how can’t you help but conclude that this whole thing is some combination of fake, stupid, or fraudulent.