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on balance we'd probably be better off if trump had two consecutive terms. I'm going back in time to give mike pence the courage.

submitted 51 minutes ago • 1 comment

it's clear that dem party leadership maneuvered against bernie in 2020 but I don't think that's so much a crime as part of a broader problem that the party leadership is bad

submitted 56 minutes ago • 7 comments

remember all the people arguing that the first amendment demands that this guy be given irrevocable lifetime tenure at a private law school

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

one of the weirder things conservatives are claiming right now is that it never makes the news when private sector workers are laid off

submitted 4 hours ago • 16 comments

Nate Silver should also start claiming Eric Adams has a 140 IQ

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

yeah man that is not at all what this says. it's weird how sometimes online, quotes just come to stand for something even though you can read it yourself and see it's not there.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

seems obvious that there are plenty of real reasons to be mad at the democrats and also that some people online just make stuff up about their positions. harris "literally" never said this.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

getting marched to a death camp by a guy who was in paul blart 2

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

by the time of the convention, tlaib and the other dissenters were practically begging harris and the dem leadership to give them anything they could hang their hat on and the dems still refused

submitted 10 hours ago • 4 comments

expecting rashida tlaib, who had family members under bombs joe biden was providing, to provide unambiguous support in 2024 is psychotic behavior

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

Trump's DOJ is preparing to put all incarcerated transgender women into men's facilities as early as next week, and according to NPR "the bureau is well aware of concerns about potential risks of assault, sexual violence and suicides"

submitted 11 hours ago • 89 comments

I have personally thrown John Carney out of enough bars (it only takes one) to know he is in fact crying.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

even if the recipient of this email were ambivalent about musk, opening with a line that concedes a compliment just reads like capitulation or calculation.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

about to watch nosferatu with limited commercial interruption on peacock. nbc: we peacock horror.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Trump pardoned the sentence of arguably the single biggest drug trafficker in American history on his second day in office!

submitted 1 day ago • 977 comments

can't wait for the warm weather. bonus this year will be all the "why won't women match with maga men on apps?" takes

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

you could put this exact demographic on house arrest and it would lower crime by like 80 percent

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

put on some socks man. you're gonna stink up the whole pod when you get back.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

stagflation by design

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

by this summer republicans will all be doing the nazi salute at public events and media will still be like "what could this mean?"

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

the modern right: "we're crying"

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

if not for Kendrick Lamar, Waxahatchee's "Bored" would be 2024's best diss track

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

the founder of the foundation for defense of democracies, an overtly pro israel lobbying group, just lying through his teeth here

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

as part of his temper tantrum, elon rejiggered the "for you" tab so it's like 50% his own posts

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

chatterton williams makes a common mistake here. *I* am actually the brilliant man at the center of the universe.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

more evidence of my theory that trump loves elon because he provides trump with an endless supply of nonsense anecdotes that trump half remembers in a public speech. this is literally trump's favorite thing to do.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments