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She/Her/Bunny/Bunny Slug 45 god I hate being old I play ffxiv and a few other games ffxiv gposer I crochet and knit stuff and am slowly getting into making other kinds of crafts and art.
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This is unconscionable. I’m a product of the Head Start program. It helped get me and my parents acclimated into the community when they spoke no English. My parents could work and afford an apartment while they got settled after being refugees. Head Start actually saved us.

The More You Know…💫

I missed this bit of great news! And they got back pay, too! Never stop fighting for what you’re entitled to.

ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around. THE NEWS:

Was she trying to park her Cybertruck

I read Trump wants to sign an executive order to make English the official language of the United States. For all my monolingual friends, here’s a response you can just copy and paste: “Métete la orden por el culo, fascista de mierda.” You’re welcome! Have a great day.

if you make everything one word in the text field it seems to softcap at the equivalent of about 2058 single spaced pages of “TransRightsAreHumanRights” fyi i…figured it out

I like to attach WWII propaganda posters about kicking nazis in the junk to the "tip line." It's really a fun mistake they made that you can attach files to it.

Barely 5' with shoes on lol am hobbit

Who else has a sudden shift in gun control and assisted unaliving yourself (involuntary of course) on your bingo card. I don't think they really thought out what pissing off a bunch of people with a lot of guns means though.

I know everything sucks rn but this makes me at least have hope I will die with adorably clean floors

what genius called it "revolution" when we could have had "serfs up"

Being the lowest form of life according to these people really sucks at least minorities can be used for labor I'm a non breeding cripple with less than zero value 👍

On the one hand im fucking cry laughing at them getting fucked but like so am I. This was not the orgy I asked for or needed 😭

Cool so like if the government wants me dead i can freely kill myself right?

for you, for 2025

omg when tf did LA burst into flames? I may have over compensated for not wanting anything bad in my news feed...

Some times I have wild fantasies about hiring an engineer to build me a strapless bra that will actually work for my giant boobs 😭

on todays episode of did i accidentally take medicine twice we have a real fun contender Excedrin migraine! A much better prospect than the high blood pressure medication the other day. stay tuned to see if my heart explodes

#ffxiv #gpose

I need a sugar daddy but like just specifically for mc Donald's

ok so we really need to come up with names for horrible things that don't make them sound cool or validate them. Like why tf do we call terrorists terrorists? That's literally what they want. Just call them the mass murdering dipshit douche canoes they are.

Sometimes I think about getting a cute little stun gun to feel safer. Then I think about how many times I will accidentally zap myself because I am an uncoordinated disaster. 😭🩷☠️

I am so fucking sick of the "AI" generated rooms and clothes I keep seeing. Oh that's such a cool...ai generated piece of garbage.

This is the face of evil...cause now I wanna nap too

#ffxiv #gpose

#gpose #ffxiv Christmas cake <3 would you eat it?

Used the same filter on my kitty she looks so cool 😻

Imagine being stabbed to death with this 🩷☠️😂

Yes okay it works youtu.be/66M8NwkRmew

I just want to know how we devolved as a country so badly

Meatloaf so tender and mild.