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You know you’re at a great party when the Birthday girl has nipped out before last orders to go to The Pie Shop. 🥧

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

NORTHERN PINTS

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Bring back this haircut. Was idly Googling Ciarán Hinds due to watching Shetland at the moment (and due to him being rather delicious generally) and found this image. Stunning.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Our reserved seats on this train have been rendered futile due to a ‘technical difficulty’ as per @LNER This ‘difficulty’ transpires to be that, instead of a planned 10 coach train, it is a 5 coach train. 🙃 Bagged a window table seat. ✊🏻 (More thrilling updates to come).

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Woman next to me on the train has just said, ‘Everyone always messages me.’ I haven’t. Have you?

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

For today, I venture North.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

did u know boob is short for roobert

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

If eating scotch eggs in an Austin Allegro had a face.

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

Best mate came round for dinner. Brought me flowers, fizz and a Take Break. Best part of which was this…

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Love this totp performance by Janet Kay. Totally gorgeous. And I want her dress. 💫 youtu.be/qCVR5XR04Mo?...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

She said, ‘I appreciate you’re working from home’ I said, ‘No I’m not. I’m binge watching ‘Shetland’ and cooking a chilli.’ Her, ‘Oh’ Me, ‘Are you a Jehovah’s Witness?’ Her, ‘Yes’ Me, ‘Goodbye’ * shuts door *

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Doing my neighbourly duty on the street WhatsApp group 🫡

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Having a right time of it.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The switch at 1 minute 40 seconds from lighthearted, bouncy, borderline Country mood to dark, desperate and crazed is a thing of beauty. And seeing it performed live on their first UK tour was, of course, fabulous. 💫 open.spotify.com/track/5XW47W...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red Violet Carson’s my twin Sugar is sweet I’m not

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Remember, folks. If you love yourself, every day is Valentine’s Day. 💫 🥰 ♥️

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

"You cannae touch this" - McHammer.

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.

submitted 33 days ago • 21 comments

What are you lot doing looking at this flowing stream of nothing yet again?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Helped daughter measure up her new flat with my son this morning. Went out for champagne and Thai food this aft with a very lovely friend. Back in time to see Arsenal wallop Man City. A sweet Sunday 💫

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

A lovely start to a Tuesday open.spotify.com/track/6wuekN...

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I cannot see the shape of my life at the moment, where I should be, what my responsibilities are, etc., & there's never any time to sort it out.

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

Ooh, an old interview by me for the late lamented Neon magazine.

submitted 28 days ago • 21 comments

Once sat next to Nick Cave in a restaurant and he was very nice to me. #DesertIslandDiscs

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment