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There's still beauty in this world, if you know where to look.

Here we go, another week.

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Guess it's a no-sleep Wednesday. Neat?

I am resigned to the fact that the D&D alignment that best describes me is Lawful Good, nevertheless from time to time I will indulge in some Chaotic Good, as a treat

Every tiny bit of kindness counts, especially now. I know a lot of you feel like you don't have a lot to give, but you are capable of nearly infinite kindness and grace, and the world could use as much of that as you can muster.

Before the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights

How to spend today

underextracted, overextracted, bro I'm just trying to neck some caffeine

If you see this, post a game over screen.

There are laws it’s moral to break and then there’s laws where it’s morally okay for stuff to happen to the people who pass them.

I don't feel like anyone who champions AI for anything whatsoever ever played through Horizon Zero Dawn.

If you see this, quote with your favorite pokemon (wrong answers only)

The wild thing about being a wrestling heel is that you don’t actually have to post problematic things on social media for heat. You can just play a bad guy on the show and like pull someones hair or something.

Kids about to learn about Fraggle Rock.

if everyone observed my simple rule "don't follow people who can't post" this web site would be so much better

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

One of the most important things I have only belatedly realized is that sometimes my wife does not want to watch a show, she wants to try to find a show to watch, and those are two very different activities

(slaps cinnamon and/or spice-flavored drink out of your hand) IT'S WINTER, BITCHES (shoves peppermint latte at you) (throws down red and green smoke bomb) (disappears, jingling all the way)

The annual holiday party is, for the firm’s General Counsel, an occasion of exquisite fear and pain.

And we all know what the failure mode of "clever" is, and they are that already