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spent my morning experiencing the greatest joy a man nearing middle-age can feel: i stumbled around hungover in my best long coat doing errands and drinking coffee on a gray overcast day. in other words, cosplaying clive owen from children of men

submitted 82 days ago • 56 comments

as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd

submitted 84 days ago • 183 comments

submitted 85 days ago • 127 comments

Day 1: "Hey boss, we’ve got this problem here..." (Boss: "Okay...") Day 2: "Hey boss, this problem is still probleming." Day 3: The problem finally affects the boss. (Boss: "wHy DiD nO oNe TeLl Me AbOuT tHiS?!") I swear, I’m about to ride an e-bike into the sunset.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

people who watch videos on their phone — no headphones, full volume — should be turned into dortios

submitted 86 days ago • 237 comments

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

submitted 85 days ago • 668 comments

I’ll get banned for posting that CEO getting got set to Freebird, right?

submitted 85 days ago • 110 comments

I love art

submitted 85 days ago • 50 comments

With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”

submitted 92 days ago • 135 comments

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

submitted 92 days ago • 634 comments

The war on Christmas will be fought at Nakatomi Lahren Plaza.

submitted 93 days ago • 111 comments

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

submitted 94 days ago • 101 comments

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

submitted 92 days ago • 1849 comments

Ban pharmaceutical ads!

submitted 93 days ago • 262 comments

Like some frogs, I'm going to find a nice body of water and hibernate in the mud for the foreseeable future.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

The right of politics

submitted 97 days ago • 56 comments

Hippity Hoppity abolish private property

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Tee gur

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Mandatory Gentile Inspection get in line

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

The OG

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Funky Frog Friday, get hippity hoppin 🐸

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment