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people will get on the internet on a saturday afternoon to argue about the dumbest shit on the planet. please get a life

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: time to imagine the most impossibly extra birthday cake, fail in a very funny way, but it’s still a delicious cake that the birthday kid loves. this year is a lego cake. i can’t imagine i fuck this up but the past six years have proven i can do anything

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

fell down a rabbit hole i don’t regret one bit

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

joke’s on them, we already had high levels of anxiety!!!! this sure as shit doesn’t help any of us though

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

egg update: an 18-pack of the rando generic meijer eggs was $12-something. a 12-pack of the trader joe’s cage free white eggs was $3.99, cage free brown $4.49. no restrictions at my local stores yet (lexington, ky area)

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

you know what’s really wild is that we’ve seen at least two women pleading with elon musk publicly to help with the children he had some sort of part in creating and we will absolutely see many more do the same

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

submitted 11 hours ago • 26 comments

we also saw a very hideous gold-wrapped cybertruck that had no fewer than 20 weirdly placed stormtroopers and light 5 darth vaders on the back and it is the ugliest one i’ve ever seen irl, which says a lot

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

today at the grocery store i turned around a corner and some lady barreled through the aisle screaming CORNER and the absolute restaurant hell flashbacks i had

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

i could be depressed and doomscroll OR i could get caught up in sanremo and get mad cause i already know who wins and it’s not who i wanted

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

look at that cool motherfucker. thanks for pluggin that guy, luigi

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

sometimes i think about a very specific point in time and this is that exact point youtu.be/UM0UhTf7M80?...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i don’t want to be overwhelmed anymore man can i just be whelmed. can i just watch jeopardy with my family and enjoy our son growing up in relative peace

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

lol i had told the husband this when it happened but my friends in TN will regularly text me for book recommendations when shit gets stupid and i’ve just given up and said anarchists cookbook like 4 times now. i got nothin. depleted

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments