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Published novelist and short story writer. Scot abroad. Buy Glassworld: Out of the Darkness (ebook: http://books2read.com/u/m2nA0G, print: http://amazon.com/dp/1068754818). Visit my website for regular updates. www.kesterparkauthor.net #writingcommunity
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Which team would you join at the accountants' pub quiz? 1. The VAT pack 2. Ledger-demain 3. The double entry-tendres 4. Easily imprest 5. The paper trailblazers 6. The capital gainsayers #WritingCommunity #DadJokes

Read my outline for a solidarity-themed tenant-community story, here. #WritingCommunity #ShortStory www.kesterparkauthor.net/2025/02/a-ta...

Roses are quails. Violets are clams. Er, that wasn't tea. It was five dried grams. #WritingCommunity #ValentinesDay

When I got home, there was a jackdaw putting pizza in my oven. I tried to keep quiet, but it saw me watching, and now I can't find that damn pizza anywhere! #WritingCommunity #DadJokes

How do you know making fizzy drinks is stressful? Because Dr Pepper is drunk every day.

I assume this is some kind of joke. If anyone were able to explain, I could stop thinking about it and get on with my life.

Trying to reanimate a deer with black magic but Jeff called the cops

Read my review of 'Lunch with Charlotte' by Leon Berger. It is not just another holocaust survival story; it is a lesson by a master of naturalism in finding the humanity of one's characters in simplicity. The tale of Charlotte's fascinating personality can be found at its heart. #WritingCommunity

I finally finished chapter 4 after what felt like an intense session battering out 1,500 words that twisted itself into a comedy horror which I am still laughing about. As has become customary, I unplugged the ethernet cable and switched off the wifi for the duration. 1/4 #WritingCommunity

If you are 1) a federal civil servant/contractor ordered not to release scheduled data or reports, or 2) an academic who has lost access to government data in the past week ...please get in touch. I'm happy to keep our conversations confidential. crampell[@]washpost[dot]com

If you need any of the following services, please contact me for a cost quote on your project: • an article for your publication or website • proofreading and editing of your blog articles • a translation (Spanish-English) Send a PM, please, and let’s discuss your creative visions and needs!

You can read part three of my story Haecceity here! voteadventure.wordpress.com/2025/01/25/h... #WritingCommunity #InteractiveStory #Serial

thailand’s marriage equality laws come into effect today. 🏳️‍🌈

A witch's hat is indeed impressive, but only up to a point. #WritingCommunity #DadJokes

I've decided to share the first part of my upcoming novel just as a taster of what's to come. It may not be what you were expecting. However, I merely ask that you approach it with an open mind as I hope you would with any avante garde expression of art and raw humanity. #WritingCommunity 1/3

Hurrah. 40,000 words. #WritingCommunity #milestones #writingprogress

You can read part two of my interactive story Haecceity here! voteadventure.wordpress.com/2025/01/16/h... #WritingCommunity #InteractiveStory #Serial

Did you know that Highlights has been running a scholarship for trans women and transfemme people who want to write children's and YA? You can apply here, or share it with your friends, or donate if you're so incline! www.highlightsfoundation.org/trans-women-...

The Village Road, 2019