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I think I speak for everyone when I say they can keep Tory in exchange for Melly

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Accessibility

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People should have green stink lines in real life. Bet you wash your ass then

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting fucking old. I’m seriously considering keeping a container of tums in my work bag

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Call me crazy, but I’m not going with unsubstantiated claims

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Looking out gets you nowhere but behind

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lmaoooooooo

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

Randal has been unreal tho playoffs

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Knicks getting cooked by Derrick white oh my days 😭

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Not even gonna watch season two of the last of us if they changed that much bro my goodness 😭

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These pretzels are making me thirsty

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Look up a trade-in value one time and Carvana in your inbox like a psychotic ex-girlfriend

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Bros gonna be cleared just in time for that flight to Cancun

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

96% of every word to ever come out his mouth has been some dumb/weird shit

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I still have the old hbo max app. Will it get an update?

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I’m trying so hard to get my algorithm together 😭

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve mastered small talk/ banter with strangers

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest instance of bullshit in my life is that by time I was old enough to own a blackberry, they were obsolete.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Donovan Mitchell deserves better man

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Cavs going home tonight buddy

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The relationship isn’t solid until you know her Starbucks order by heart

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter has become impossibly racist

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Rigged

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The Knicks go on a 21-0 run in the fourth quarter to take Game 1 against the Pistons 🔥

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

4 episodes into severance and this show is peak

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter had “tweets” and changed them to “posts” so I think that leaves the opportunity for this app to call them “skeets” on the table.

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You can’t convince me that DT doesn’t have a session exactly like this at least once a week

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Not going to lie…. I can’t even count Miami out of this one

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The millennial urge to share every good song with the timeline

submitted 55 days ago • 46 comments

I don’t think twitter knows what suffices as an ad these days

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One thing about Pierce Brown, the end of his books are going to leave you in awe every single time

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It hurts to see Zach Lavine and Derozan ball out on another team together 😭

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Chapter 21 of Iron Gold…. Wow 😭😭 #BookSky

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I didn’t want to do it because Morning star was such a perfect ending, but I’m starting book 4 in the red rising series, Iron Gold.

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Every social media site goes through a photography phase in its infancy, doesn’t it

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

On vacation trying to wingman my girlfriend (antisocial) into a new friend she met at the bar 😂

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I love a good bar filled with good people

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Not every movie is for me, and that is fine.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Luka and LeBron going to turn Hayes into a max contract center 😭

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Two of my favorite players in LeBron and Luka are in the same jerseys right now.

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The walking dead is easily a top 10 show of all time

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

My super power is being able to keep a pair of white Air Force 1’s clean while wearing them regularly

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like every guy got into watching the news because of that one reporter they had a crush on

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I learned a long time ago to keep my opinions to myself. 🤐

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I just know there’s a lakers fan out there that’s more excited about this trade than the birth of their child

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

My son just crawled into my room, looked around and crawled straight back out. I’ve never felt so lame in my life

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I think it already is. But seriously. Don’t call them names. We want the door open for them when they realize the mistake they made. We are for a better America. Not a vindictive America

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