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Kevin Munroe is a comedian and artist living in the Bay Area.
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All jokes aside, the fact that the President Of The United States is spending the entire day on the phone in a Twitter beef is crazy.

Saw a demo of this new Robot Security Guard, and realized they are taking our jobs. And by they, I mean The Daleks from #DrWho!! Have we humans learned nothing? "EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINAAAATE!!!" #DrWho

Now that WalMart announced they’re raising their prices due to tariffs. I’m morbidly curious which racial minority white folks will blame it on. My bet is either China or Wakanda.

"Why dont you try job site XYZ?" Seriously, shut up.

All these black folks rode for #MAGA and got NADA: - Candace Owens - Bryon Donalds - Terrence K. Williams - Diamond & Silk - Stacy Dash - Milwaukee Sheriff Clarke You MAGA blacks- do you see how Trump be hiring folks with zero qualifications yet all yall are empty-handed? Get it now?

Now that the 4th, 5th and 6th Amendments are done, I must protect myself with the only Amendment that #MAGA won't dismiss: the 2nd. I do henceforth self-identify as a gun, and my legal name is now "Drako Tooley Choppa". My pronouns are Bang/Bang. ICE cannot detain me, I am literally an AR-15.

The moment you listen to Lionel Richie and Diana Ross “Endless Love” and realize your cynical sarcastic generation could NEVER pull this off

Gotta do another sendoff: Vince Vaughn. Vince Vaughn- another cat that was cool in the 90s but got old and turned into a right-wing dipsh*t. So Vince, thanks for what you did in the 90s, but now you get to join the pile of losers along with Bill Maher, Roseanne and Dennis Miller.

If the Vatican was in the USA, the next Pope would be chosen thru a Reality Game Show hosted by a Kardashian

An old favorite bedtime story of mine, adapted for 2025:

Let's talk about bias in AI. I ran my profile picture thru AI cartooning filter and it turned me AND Shuri-bear white. The fact that it turned my jet-black cat snow-white is HILARIOUS. I mean, COME ON. #CatTriniDaddy

He will be remembered for calling out US foreign policy after 9/11 on his show "Politically Incorrect", which ABC hastily canceled under pressure from GW Bush. Sadly, Maher contracted the Both-Sides Virus and did not recover. R.I.P. Comedian Bill Maher. 1956 - 2025. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

When the AI recruiter glitches out:

The Bad News: Thanks to the White House playing Red-Light-Green-Light with tariffs, the stock market took a nosedive and investors are selling off US Treasury bonds, uh-oh 😦 The Good News: Charles Schwab made $2.4 BILLION in one day!

@nytimes.com "Maybe there is a case for Universities being defunded on the whims of a thin-skinned authoritarian madman. Let's hear both sides." If an institution ever deserved a punch in the face...

BEHOLD!!! ALL HAIL Princess Shuri-Bear Ndombasi Heiress To The Throne Of Wakanda in all her finery, on her throne! (The throne is a stack of storage bins she’s decided to perch on) #Caturday #CatTriniDaddy

Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants: www.cnn.com/2025/03/25/b... So instead of recruiting able-bodied adults and paying a living wage, Florida chooses to exploit ANOTHER vulnerable group: Children! Nobody thought of *that* before...

How's my day going?

There are dudes cheating on their baby mamas that are more careful about texting than Hegseth

I've officially removed this phrase from my brain: "C'mon, nobody's THAT stupid."

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

It was the worst of times, It was the worst of times.

deadline.com/2025/03/hake... All bark no bite. Dollar-Store Obama makes speeches and jokes, but has no plan to fix anything. All I see in my inbox is, "Our Democracy is falling apart, so SEND US MORE MONEY!" If I donate $ and then you do NOTHING, what's the point?

www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/u-s... Damn. Jackie Robinson got put behind the Color Barrier AGAIN.