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welcome to my personal composting toilet facility, I'm mr et cetera kevinmcphersoneckhoff.com
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I've had my 9-month-old jammed in there for over an hour but every time I check it still isn't changed wtf

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

just living my life to the fullest by fulfilling my lifelong dream of farting in every elevator in north america

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

so cute when a li'l american penny shows up in my change

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

extremely distressing time to have a functioning brain

submitted 20 days ago • 8 comments

The world is shit, which makes the solar system a toilet, and the Milky Way a fancy bathroom with marble counters, TWO sinks, soaker tub, & one of those showers that feels like a RAINFOREST, & the whole universe is a DREAM HOUSE with home theatre, indoor pool, 3-story pantry, & infinite car garage

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The man Musk is amplifying is a brutal far-right dictator who arrests his citizens for everything from crimes to having long hair and puts them in what's considered the worst prison on Earth—where the expectation is that they will shortly die. Musk wants U.S. citizens sent there. He's utterly mad.

submitted 20 days ago • 223 comments

Tariff? I hardly know if!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

okay, now what

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

the world is your moister

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

WWJD? I'm doing it* too, baby! *wepting

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

finally got the ooga-boogas in my huppa-chupp so now I can interact with the normal world hello

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Inside of you are 12 monkeys

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

me: hey how's it goin them: not much you me: that's nice them: i will me: you too

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

Fart. Flatulence. Wind. Poot. Ripper. Squeaker. Cheek clapper. Cheese slicer. Ventosity. Foist. Disturbance in the force. SBD. Burp. Belch. Throat bugle. Stink roaring. Eructation. Etc. Too many words for putrid body fumes. Let's trim it down to two: assgas & esophagas.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

BURP

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Gamestop? Never. Only gamestart. Followed by gamecontinue. Until brainstop.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

when will we get the emoji for lying face down on the ground and moaning

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Today's my birthday. Guess the number...

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Content New Year!!!

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Danny Devito is short for a Person

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Winnie the Pooh is short for Winnebago Poophead

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

does the existence of Infinite Jest imply the existence of Finite Jest or of Infinite Solemnity?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

renewing my drivers license and they demanded to take a pic of my ass

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Told my grandfather about crypto currency and he kicked me in the balls

submitted 56 days ago • 34 comments

Blew sky? I hardly no blew!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

to be more eco-friendly Santa replaced the coal in my stocking with fresh boogers

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Me every time I ❤️ my own skeet

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

A very marry Christmas to all who celibate!

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

does eating elves count as cannibalism

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

just texted "did you do the doo doo deed" to my crush

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

sure I do Irish exits but I also do Irish entrances (I arrive everywhere drunk)

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

we should stop inseminating things with artificially intellence

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

the difference between anniversary and adversary is nnid

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody can interact

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

All I want for Christmas is to do a really good skeet.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I’m like if Steve Jobs ate whatever he wanted and got confused by the computer

submitted 67 days ago • 4 comments

I used to think I had a personality but turns out it's just ADHD and childhood trauma...

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment