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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING is... oye. act 1- trying to pull an End Game, retconning the whole franchise to "mean something" act 2 -feels like it takes about 7 hours to finish act 3- plays out practically the exact same beats as the end of Fallout

brother gets AROUND #thelastofus #tlou #fantasticfour #fantasticfourfirststeps #joel #ellie #tlou2 #thelastofus2 #lastofus

this is truly one of the most vile things I've ever heard, and I promise you within another year's time it's gonna seem quaint in comparison. we are a sick, sick fucking country far beyond redemption. just a Paul Verhoeven movie 24/7 time.com/7286216/depa...

brother gets AROUND #thelastofus #tlou #fantasticfour #fantasticfourfirststeps #joel #ellie #tlou2 #thelastofus2 #lastofus

No bullshit. #Pokerface @rianjohnson.bsky.social @natashalyonne.bsky.social #pulpfiction

POKER FACE (2023-present, creator @rianjohnson.bsky.social) @natashalyonne.bsky.social #pokerface

if you get an employee discount at your job, how much is it? 10% seems really common (and for decades now) but honestly that seems pretty weak

BREAKING: the president will be signing a new executive order effective 8am monday morning declaring that Taylor Swift is so totally NOT at all "hot", and any lamestream media or congressional members who in any way publicly refute this will immediately be arrested for treason and deported

if democrats were literally even 1% as bold and diabolical as this severely mentally ill weirdo likes to pretend to believe they are, we would be living in a goddamn utopian dream

I believe Presumably, Scrotum was the opening act for Green Day in '96 at Glastonbury #taskmaster

more like hold my BALLS AMIRITE✋ #taskmaster

PHIL WANG: "I fear I may have gone too far with my @taskmaster.tv outfit in regards to my cock & balls" MATTHEW BAYNTON: "hold my beer" #taskmaster

PHIL WANG: "I fear I may have gone too far with my @taskmaster.tv outfit in regards to my cock & balls" MATTHEW BAYNTON: "hold my beer" #taskmaster

finally we have iron clad, unequivocal, scientific proof that if you want to achieve victory for 3 consecutive episodes of #taskmaster, it takes some real balls

ya know what it takes to win ALL OF THE FIRST THREE EPISODES of #taskmaster?? do you know what it takes?! I'll tell ya what it takes!! IT TAKES BALLS!!!

there hasn't been a #taskmaster cast with this level of chemistry since I'd say s14, and shit it's only episode 3. we could be talking top 10 here

I believe Presumably, Scrotum was the opening act for Green Day in '96 at Glastonbury #taskmaster

maybe there's some overlap in the #housemd and foot fetish communities, bc I made a gif of House wiggling his toes, it's been officially online for public use barely a couple hours and it's already got 20 shares, that is NOT typical for something that's not a fresh, current pop culture topic lol

happy birthday to Dr Gregory House! the character who, I say with enormous regret & sorrow, I relate more to than any other character I've ever seen in television history lol #HouseMD #HughLaurie

okay maybe not "born", but certainly PERFECTED

montage music for late 2000's/early 2010's network TV drama was practically its own genre

my cat has become sooooooooooo much more clingy over the past couple weeks it can't possibly be a good thing

not entirely sure why #taskmasterau felt the need to do a whole extra unique setup to accomplish the "find the red hat" task, seems like they easily could've still done this from the regular studio configuration. #taskmaster has done similar tasks the same way multiple times

god forbid the otherwise very common idea of "pulling out" ever exist in TV shows or movies, cause oh yea we couldn't get so much juicy drama otherwise #thelastofus

#andor did the "the two worst people you know are fighting" meme hooray!

FOX NEWS: "an illegal immigrant viciously & recklessly opened fire in a crowd of peaceful, law abiding imperial officers in a public town square on Ghorman today, erupting in total chaos and death, yet another example of why these uncivilized vermin must be eradicated!" #andor

TIL it is proper illegal for anyone but an official USPS mail carrier to leave something in your physical mailbox. any of the other commercial companies are literally not allowed to drop a delivery in there, even if it fits

grateful for peeps like @nandovmovies.bsky.social @patrickhwillems.bsky.social @reubenjoseph93.bsky.social @thefilmfair.bsky.social @petepeppers.bsky.social nuanced, good faith criticism is an endangered species

#MissionImpossibleTheFinalReckoning

if I were to get drunk enough tonight to start shouting the n-word repeatedly in like my local Wawa or something, can someone please capture it on video, I could reeeeally use that gofundme money when it goes viral

THANK YOU SAL SAPERSTEIN #TheStudio @ikebarinholtz.bsky.social

my cat's got some serious industrial strength gas going on bc there's been multiple times in the last couple days where for a minute or two I'd have bet all the money in the world she just dropped a massive deuce in the litter box, but I check and its clean

original production draft of Olivia Wilde's exit from #housemd

THANK YOU SAL SAPERSTEIN #TheStudio @ikebarinholtz.bsky.social

given that the overwhelming majority of youtube essay/explainer channels run by white guys are now mainly just right wing culture war grifters, its interesting to see the amount of users still frequently visiting the few who *aren't* just to repeatedly still rant about "wokeness"

there's something just so thoroughly professional and solid and reliable about @jfree.bsky.social, like we don't actually even deserve him #thelastofus #tlou

hawk tuah girl is a vanity fair cover story now because this is america www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

this is from 15 goddamn years ago and hey this didn't turn out to be like relevant or anything at all huh #housemd

perhaps it just shows how little I know about women (shocker!) when I didn't exactly expect for you to want to immediately jump into very rigorous sex literally like 2 seconds after announcing you're pregnant😅 #thelastofus

"Valentina Allegra de Fontaine" sounds like a made up name April Ludgate uses when she's drunk cosplaying with Andy in Parks & Rec #thunderbolts

oh btw I found the greatest gif I've ever seen last night😂

incels and other alt right dudes are gonna be so conflicted about #thunderbolts bc on one hand, a woman (Yelena) is ostensibly the "lead" of the movie, but it also kinda establishes the most powerful being in the Marvel universe now (Sentry) is a white man

#taskmaster

"Valentina Allegra de Fontaine" sounds like a made up name April Ludgate uses when she's drunk cosplaying with Andy in Parks & Rec #thunderbolts

ya know in theory, conservatives *should be* the best writers/filmmakers of horror fiction in all of modern entertainment. their ability to make others afraid of things that aren't actually there is truly unparalleled

I'm not even a full 10 minutes in and this is already better than the last 2 series combined #taskmaster is back baby