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kevlarunicorn.bsky.social
Filthy Commie. ADHD/Autistic. Pansexual. Trans. Disabled. 3% Fruit Juice. We're being shoved around by fucking goobers. Banner: Minimalist style of MLP characters Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie as colored squares.
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eggs the cat has kidney disease and immune failure and like I'm sure I'm supposed to process this quietly but I can't so uh if you like eggs, feel free to throw ten bucks at him

The health plan is for you to die if you're no longer productive.

Your odds of being killed by the Chinese government is zero, absent the United States provoking a war. Your odds of being killed as a secondary consequence of something the Chinese government does or neglects to, also functionally zero. But the US Government and its police: those are real dangers.

My doctor: "You'll need to eat more fruits and vegetables." Me: "I eat what I can afford." My doctor: "???" A McDs value meal is $5. A "cheap" restaurant salad is $10. A head of lettuce is $3. A single tomato is $2. Healthy food is expensive as fuck and I'm broke as hell. They don't understand.

It makes me so angry that all I want in life is a little place of my own, my books, and someone who wants to share their life with me. Why is that such an impossible ask in the United States? Because fucking capitalism. If we're happy, we're not insecure enough to buy their bullshit.

I need to make tips and dollars to pay my hotel, eat food, and stay alive Venmo and KoFi in bio (cash app said I broke their terms even though I didn’t )

What will happen to us un-women? My thoughts on today’s UK Supreme Court decision excluding trans women from the legal category of women. Over at Autostraddle: www.autostraddle.com/uk-supreme-c...

I changed my profile pic to my ponysona. This one was drawn for me by a very talented artist, though I don't think she posts here. Anyway, being a furry is good. Being a brony is good. Loving fantasy and anime characters and all these things are good and perfectly fine. Ignore haters.

So I got the reason why we're being audited by the IRS for 2023 and 2024: they have no proof that I'm my father's child. I mean, aside from 45 years of tax filings showing me as his child. As a result, they want $6000. lol Fuck me sideways, the IRS is a fucking clusterfuck!

the most hilarious twitter take of this week is someone telling me the reason covid aware ppl dont have solidarity is bc i referred to us as workers in a tweet. sweet stalin help us

pls send tips

Spectrum in its latest email: "We care about you." Also in Spectrum's latest email: "We're charging a $5 late fee for missed automatic payments." I hate living in a monopoly.

>trans people told everyone not to play hogwarts legacy >’b-b-but my childhood!!!’ >two years pass >jkr uses her harry potter money to fund a case ruling trans women aren’t real women :| www.thepinknews.com/2024/02/19/j...

I need to make tips and dollars to pay my hotel, eat food, and stay alive Venmo and KoFi in bio (cash app said I broke their terms even though I didn’t )

The idea that a gay person isn’t gay because they’ve never had sex is one of the most offensive and reductive things I’ve ever heard, and yet people will do this shit with bi/pan people.

If a non-binary person says they are trans, they are trans. Asexuals and bisexuals are a part of the LGBTQ+ community. If you go around dividing trans people by who is more and less trans, then you're a piece of shit. We don't need your bullshit in this community. Just go be a cop and fuck off.