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ik this ain’t who i think it is

where the funny folks at?

so uh.. y’all still calling these skeets?

my mutuals still here?? hey sistas

me coming back here pretending like i didn’t just disappear for 3 months

y’all will never believe who’s going viral on that other app … #blacksky

omg??

WHY THE HELL YALL AINT TELL ME MORGAN FREEMAN DIED???

i don’t think i’ve ever heard the original, this is the superior version! no further comments please

who cooking rotel? i don’t want no damn dressing 😒

john cena is top 2 white person, & he not #2

cs them hoes DL 🤣

yup! & taking a lovely shit afterwards

okay soo how do i add to the starter packs that im in 🫤

what’s y’all’s favorite moment from martin? mine is when martin answered pam’s house phone & said “hello animal kingdom” 🤣🤣🤣

& since i’m giving yall story times, here’s another 🤣 so i was working in a different nursing home two summers ago, & there was this resident there that was severely autistic. he couldn’t speak but he could make noises & walked with one leg dragging. so one day i had decided that i was going to pick

you’ll really see some of the craziest shit working in healthcare. last summer, i was working in this nursing home right. i was doing my rounds & i stopped at this one man’s room & i could not find him at all. mind you this man can not walk. so im just looking & looking & i see a fucking leg …

can somebody steal me a drive thru screen? i need a new tv…

i’m so happy leon thomas is finally getting the recognition he deserves 🤭

ty dolla sign as a feature >>> his own raggedy ass music <<<

all drake gotta do is make another song with ty dolla sign & i’ll forget all about that other shit

monaleo on the internet but ella mai in real life 😔

i can’t be the only one who don’t give a damn about kendrick & that nigga in a wheel chair