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Rock-N-Roll Hall of Phame Consultant. Hailed as “the last true renaissance man” by The New York Times, probably. ⭕️🐠💀⚡️👽 https://vote.rockhall.com
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My mother in law just sent me a video of my 15 year old nephew shooting a potato gun he made, and my first response was to explain to her how dangerous they are, and I don’t even know who I am anymore.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You always have a choice.

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Pasquatch!!!!!! @royals.com

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In an effort to keep tabs on all “the olds” in my life I’ve created a Facebook account (yeah I know). Apparently Facebook has a more stringent vetting process for adding friends than this administration does for picking cabinet secretaries.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Starting set 2 of the new Phish live release. This is how you start a Ghost. 👻⭕️

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

30 Rock had the best writing. “My cologne is distilled from the bilge water of Rupert Murdoch’s yacht.”

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A good funky morning to you all! music.apple.com/us/album/dun...

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My prediction is that the Mets score more runs today against the Rockies than the number of games the Rockies have won all season.

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Hippest dad at the airport.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Tiny dudes with jacked arms will never not be hilarious to me

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Denver, I do not care for your rush hour traffic.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I like that @unitedairlinesual.bsky.social is consistent in the flight always being delayed. You’d think they would accidentally be on time every once in a while, but you’d be wrong.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Just started wayching this, it’s as amazing as I’d hoped so far. #Funk www.pbs.org/independentl...

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Let’s go @royals.com!!!

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Remember, when you diss Dre you diss yourself.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Work has just banned us from flying in or out of the Newark airport. This must be part of the “greatness” we were promised.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Has our society gotten so soft and woke that I have to wait more than 6 hours to turn Biden's cancer diagnosis into a political attack on him? by J.D. Vance

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Fuck yes! Royals!!!!

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"Whaaaaa! Whaaaaa!!! People have the temerity to fight back when the American Gestapo assaults them!!!! So not fair, y'all!!! You should SUBMIT to fascism!"

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