Profile avatar
keyskong.bsky.social
Rock-N-Roll Hall of Phame Consultant. Hailed as “the last true renaissance man” by The New York Times, probably. ⭕️🐠💀⚡️👽 https://vote.rockhall.com
1,535 posts 567 followers 749 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

“They’ve probably got SCMODS.”

This is the greatest motion picture ever produced.

If any of our former NATO or Five Eyes allies have intelligence data and assessments, which surely they must, about the background of the leader of their new strategic adversary, the United States, now is as good a time as any to release them, subject to protection of methods and sources, of course.

CaseLogic, the Yeti of my time.

Missoula 🚨:

That doesn’t sound like the Israeli government I know. 😐

Kind of shutting the barn door after the horses have gotten out, but I’ll take this whisper of a victory. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/n...

I see we’re sprinting towards “Ceaușescu 2: Electric Bugaloo” as a country, which is not great.

It seems like things are going really well. Sure, all economic indicators are pointing toward calamity, but usage of “Roman salutes” is way up!

Your mail in ballot will totally get there… if it’s filled out the right way.

“Hello, it’s been a long time…”

Pretty big day. I’ve mineral-oiled both of our wood cutting boards. So, the excitement is obviously palpable.

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant. Today:

Say what you will about Joe Walsh, but his guitar tones on Rocky Mountain Way are fucking perfect.

Lighten up a little, Goebbels.

Someone want to load up a syringe of this, tie me off, and just fill my veins with it?

Seems on brand, to include hanging a picture of Hitler in the courthouse. The best people…