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Why is the lead german Republican a lesbian that lives in Switzerland 😭

Anyone know a protein powder that doesn't give you consistent blowouts?

Not the broey intern at homo Karoake last night!!

Everyone sell your TSLA to dump the price and obliterate Shelonia's value!!

Thank you!! πŸ™

What the hell is going on at NBC?? Why are the all the black hosts leaving?? Joy, Lester, Don are some of the best in their field... 😒

Patrick is mid. Lots of hot Thai men tho πŸ₯΅.

Yes they did the WOO WOOs this episode of white lotus πŸ˜­πŸ™

Thank You Janet Mills!

Hamster name: Shaquille O' Squeal. And he's always in his ball 🀭.

How will Shelonia Muskrat get those government subsidies after destroying the government? How will she afford to fix her botched plastic surgeries?

Megan McCain had the Republican makeup before it was popular πŸ’€

And she was serving galactic CUNT the whole time πŸ’… #theexpanse

Boyfriend went to dentist and they sent him STL file. So I printed.

Therapist today told me "Don't be shoulding when you're musterbating"?!?!?

OBAMA COME BACK WE MISS YOU SO MUCH OBAMA

They need to recast the hot guy in white lotus, Patrick is not it!

Great writing πŸ˜‚ @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

REPOST if you stand with AOC!

The board has concluded the call...

Little Motivation to pay my taxes this year to a federal government that doesn't care about any of us...

Since when do they put kitties in the air fryer at the groomer??? After their bath??

Guy at the gym who's using the machine you are about to use 😡

Somethin different about my man πŸ’…πŸŒΉ

Milkshake is gay!!! πŸ™πŸ’… #severance #gay #appletv #milkshake

Running down the beach we call it Normandy, thinking about Mitt Romney, we getting Mormony

Gays when Charli XCX comes on

Every Republican looking like their makeup hates them, Trump included

Thank you!!!

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

Someone made a script to import the map from robovacs into Minecraft!?! Hell yeah.

Purple wiggle really rustles my jimmies πŸ₯΅

Hello it's your boss I'd like to tell you about my new microwave diet

Gays πŸ‘ Do πŸ‘ It πŸ‘ Better

i don’t even know if crime is the right word for the illegal destruction of USAID. it is an autocratic power grab and a direct attack on the sovereignty of the american people

Today was a good day

MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obamna come back, you can blame it all on us

I'm really gonna miss avocados.

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Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX): β€œLet me tell you: we have a thug in charge of the United States and if we don't wake up we may not have a United States." REPOST if you stand with @repjasmine.bsky.social against Donald Trump!

I wanna do that water skiing where it's 12 cute ladies all lined up behind the boat except this time one twink

Can we switch presidents with Mexico?

You should see why they call him that (not about motorcycles)

I miss Joanne so much 😩

When my pretty Asian boyfriend makes boiled chicken