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Mom 👦🏻👧🏼🐶 Freelance writer 🖊️ Children’s book author 📖 Catastrophizing in moderation 🫣
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TFW you’re too Nazi for actual Nazis. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Personally, I’m 100% fine no Capitals are playing in this little hockey showcase because I need happiness in my life right now, and happiness would be a fully healthy squad for a Stanley Cup run. Also, it’d be impossible for me to root against Tom Wilson.

In a world of Harrison Butkers, be a Chris Kluwe.

It’s been three days since the @thebaltimorebanner.com ’s story bringing the total number of accusers to 16. Crickets from the Ravens. Crickets from the NFL. Their silence is deafening.

What the f*ck

This is grotesque. Ravens, NFL, it’s past time to act on this.

Commentator: “This is just awesome hockey.” *15 seconds of the game have passed and there have been 3 fights.*

Public address announcer: Please respect the national anthems and players for both countries. Montreal crowd: [absolutely not]

Getting ready to watch USA/Canada in this pretend hockey tournament thing, and hubs asked the 5YO who he’s cheering for. He said Canada. I can’t argue with him.

Hope the “We’ll just have to make it to 2026 and 2028” crowd wake the f up now.

My kickboxing coach told me my uppercut mechanics are outstanding. After a truly sh*t week, I can’t express how happy that makes me.

52 US Senators voted to confirm an HHS Secretary who told them 2 weeks ago that Black people have different immune systems

Do not drop a Chromebook on your bare foot, at any time. Don’t ask me how I know this.

Halfway through our first day of virtual learning and neither of us hates our life (yet). So I’m going to take that as a win.

I just walked to my kickboxing class in a snowstorm. Not gonna lie, I feel 5% more badass than I did before.

I love Cuban being one of the few rich guys willing to put himself out there, but Dems could shout about this till the cows come home: If Republican Senators/Reps won’t push back on what’s happening and the WH chooses not to listen to the courts, none of this matters.

Ok I was in my son’s karate class for the last hour and my daughter was using my phone to watch Moana. What did I miss (because I’m too scared to look at news)?

Where, and I can’t stress this enough, the f*ck, have you been for the past 18 months?

Dream: Wake up at 5:30, do some weights, shower, make kids’ breakfasts before they wake up, start on my work to-do list as soon as they leave. Reality?

I don’t plan on watching the game but this pregame concert is quite great.

Finally saw Gladiator II last night and—aside from the questionable premise of the movie and comical amount of gratuitous, slasher-movie gore—I can’t unsee Musk as Emperor Geta and Trump as Emperor Caracalla. The question is, who is our Lucius?

We are Venezuela. Buckle up.

A friend went to the Annapolis protest today and sent me pictures of the signs they carried. “You forgot the eggs, Donnie!” complete with carton was my fave..

On the drive to his karate class just now, my kindergartener confidently, without a quiver of doubt in his voice, told me, “Mommy, did you know that 14 plus 3 is 28?” I think he just qualified to work in the current administration.