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To be a kid running after an ice cream truck on a hot summer day again

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Santa’s sleigh, bring the gifts

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They really had to masculinize wet wipes so men would properly clean their bums 💀

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My little hippo got groomed today 🦛

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Im ready for the summer bops to start rolling in

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The biphobics automatically assume the first 💀

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When people don’t have a sense of humor it kills the vibe immediately

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Opening this app in public is such a gamble 😭

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My mental health has nothing on my emotional support robot from Wendy’s

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The weather feels like Sunday

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I feel like there should be new starter packs for those that are still active on here 😗

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Been checking my email all day waiting for an email and every notification I get only leads to disappointment, this is grueling 😣

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Some friends from undergrad matched into their dream residency programs , we love seeing POC in medicine 🥲🫶

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Charli ate with the bluest flame writing collab

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Anita dropped from Coachella , I mean I only wanted to hear two songs but damn artist drop out every year , they’re so scared of commitment 🙂‍↔️

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We love a happy Selena Gomez

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Okay Bluest flame 🔥

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First name Ava , Last name Cado

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Even when you fall off you gotta get back up and keep going

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Selena Gomez may not be a vocalist but she can make good music !!!

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I don’t think I’ll ever be able to consume an olive

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I think we’re supposed to pronounce Don Toliver the way we pronounce Don Omar

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Making someone laugh is top 3 best feelings in the world , cuz like I really did that

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My brain at least 10 times a day: to the left to the left

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Wrote a paper about the first episode in undergrad about how the guy robbed people of the sensation of pooping since they all had little mounds and no peepees or nuunuus and somehow got an A on it lmfao

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Telling someone to get a job then asking where the hell they’ve been is wild work

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The progression from Paparazzi “I’ll follow you until you love me” to Perfect Celebrity “you love to hate me” encapsulates the journey of a celebrity very well

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I have a case of sleepiest boy in the world syndrome

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Idk I think I reversed my lactose intolerance , do I get a prize ?

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Daylight savings , more like daylight saved me

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Don’t let the looks fool ya, they were 🔥

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We don't talk about her enough actually

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When they don’t understand your memes

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Fuck borders

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Gonna make protein bagels today 🫦

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