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Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves, berries and twigs tossed into a tub of water and stirred with a stick that you found... and it shows.

Selena Gomez shares new Instagram story crying amid the deportation of Mexicans: “I’m so sorry. All my people are getting attacked. The children, I don’t understand. I wish I could do something.”

“Despite possessing Certificates of Indian Blood (CIBs) and state-issued IDs, several individuals have been detained or questioned by ICE agents who do not recognize these documents as valid proof of citizenship,” the Navajo Nation Council stated in a press release.

This is fascism.

So we're going to base US foreign policy on Stefanik's interpretation of the Bible. Great.

The reason why this is bad is the very fact that it’s transparently ridiculous: it shows how this is becoming a Kim Jong-Un-style cult of personality, where the sycophants try to outdo one another in their groveling to get the attention of Dear Leader.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.

I want to die

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

When ICE asks you something, you shut the fuck up. Doesn't matter what ICE is asking you. ICE asks your name? Your name is shut the fuck up. ICE asks where the bathroom is? Shut the fuck up and let them piss themselves. ICE asks you a good spot to eat? Shut the fuck up and let them eat shit.

THE REASON THAT FEMA EXISTS IS BECAUSE STATES COULD NOT DEAL WITH LARGE SCALE DISASTERS BY THEMSELVES *IN THE 1970S.* Now the disasters are bigger, there are homeland security threats, and this guy wants to roll us back 50 years.

you know, people told me i was being a hysteric lib when I said trump didn't actually give a fuck about the economy and only wanted revenge

Ain't this the truth.......

It’s not the dog track but he loves it

Day 2 of waking up sad. It’s going to be a long 4 years.

Historian of fascism here. It was a Nazi salute and a very belligerent one too.

He's licking his chops at the thought of turning Gaza into a beachfront resort...

Helpful!

his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal

If it's not too much to ask, it's really just the one *specific* hippopotamus that I want for Christmas

My brother’s cat has been lounging casually in his Christmas tree and I’m obsessed 😂

The Eras Tour by Taylor Swift has officially become the highest-grossing tour in history, grossing a total of over $2.07 BILLION.

This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol

Bought a new monitor on Black Friday. Now I can see my code fail in 4K.

This is really the adult version of an ice cream truck 😫

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

Me following every stranger back on this platform

You guys overcomplicate this soulmate thing. -do they like garlic -do they like cilantro

My second favorite Disney movie! Sleeping Beauty has a special place in my little childhood heart.

Spongebob and Patrick recreate the iconic ‘WICKED’ poster.

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

This is so real lmao.

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