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That Simpsons scene where Vladimir Lenin blasts his way out of his sarcophagus. That's my politics. "Glenn"
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It's 4.26pm, the office is hot and the report you are writing has lost all interest to you but you need two more pages of text to justify your fee. You could just finish it tomorrow but they won't let you go home before 5.

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Revoke my NZ passport if you must, but I think Piastri is amazing and Liam Lawson needs a cream pie thrown in his face.

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The fucken Warriors bro.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Live your life in a way that ensures you aren't memorialised by The Taxpayers Union.

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Bob Jones has been kicked off one last plane for being a giant cunt. The plane we call "being alive".

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Two of my most niche interests are Nathan Fielder and commercial aviation safety. So it's an exciting time to be alive.

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When your video card doesn’t support ray tracing

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I want this and I blame @foldablehuman.bsky.social

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Hah the "defining a woman in law" MP's previous members bill was, you guessed it, making it harder for councils to put fluoride in water supplies!

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Fucken shame cunt

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Want to hear some fucked up NZ history? Sally Lunn is made with left over mashed potato...

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Fittingly, if you flip this car upside down it spells BOOOOS

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The MOTAT Aviation Hall is faarrrkin sick.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The last 20 minutes on RNZ: - A gas salesman doing PR for the gas industry ("renewable gas" fuck outta here) - A BBC reporter doing blatant genocide apologia

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

It's been a bumper banana crop this year so could having a monkey as prime minister actually be a good thing???

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I'm about as excited as a human can be about a new escalator.

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It's a new DARTZ day! Our new song, 'Moving to Melbourne,' is out now on all streaming platforms. You can check out the green screen fever dream music video below! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNH...

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I enjoyed season 3 of Chekhov's Gun: The TV Series

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

It's late at night, who wants to do crimes?!

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Bollard approx the height of a child. The driver just walked off without a care in the world.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

CANT LOSE MONEY IF YA DONT HAVE ANY - dashare.zone ADMIN

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(Me, guy with a 100% cash only kiwi saver fund purely because he is too lazy to change it to something more beneficial) Well well well, who's the financial expert now bitches?!?

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Logo designs used to be good

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Oh my god I just saw the Anchor ad where they are positioning "real" cow's milk as the rebellious thing the youth should be doing. What the fuck is wrong with the ad industry in this country?

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I've somehow seen that Instant Kiwi ad where the guy is wearing jandals to the restaurant and I just don't understand it. Are they saying the guy in the jandals must be vegan? I don't understand? Are Instant Kiwi going after the insufferable cunt market? I DONT GET IT

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New insufferable ContraPoints quote just dropped!

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I was going to delete Signal from my phone since it was only ever used to organise a now defunct DnD group but I might keep it in the hopes I get accidentally added to a bank heist chat or something. Seems fun!

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Oh this seems cool and good.

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They added some ducks you have to avoid in KASSO #3 and it's the best, most Japanese thing ever.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Awesome, we will start getting to see which accounts were CIA psyos this whole time. This one was definitely on my bingo card.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

There's a pretty sweet calculator at Mt Albert SPCA op shop if anyone wants one.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

RNZ's The Panel is truly radio for the modern age. They get a knowledgeable expert on to talk about their field, then a National party hack tells them they are wrong, then a centrist liberal talks about nothing. Then Wallace makes a big fart noise.

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Hank posting

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in the process of deshittifying my internet presence and am currently getting rid of my 18 year old gmail account and theres an alarm number of websites which either: a) don't let you change your email at all, and even worse; b) let you update your login details without alerting either email

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#F1

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