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kiddosaurus.bsky.social
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Anybody know how these things work?

you are legally required to pet me

Monthly reminder!

bf: do you PROMISE? Me: yes I promise Bf: swear on your TAINT?! Me: yes babe, I swear on my non-existent taint

He’s watching his favorite show! 🎶

Gotta have this guy pinned up top too. Art by @cookiebandit.bsky.social!

Make yourself at home! 🏳️‍⚧️ 🩵🩷🤍 You’re more than welcome here - you’re family.

Me: (talking to my boyfriend) do you KNOW how much I love you??? I love you soooo much....do you know that??? Boyfriend: *coos like a pigeon* Me:

average great pyrenees behaviour

I love Pretend Again diapers so much! I made a few cute smart watch faces. <3 Please enjoy! :D www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/gl4om... www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/ui3bj...

Question! 🙋 I had a dream last night that I couldn’t find the potty and woke up soaked AND messy 😳 has anything like that ever happened to you?

Me and Mel are watching Bambi and the whole time I'm just going "....do you hear that sid? ...there's a MAN in the woods."

My sweet babyboy fell asleep watching Veggie Tales 🤭

photos of dogs whose tails are blurry because they’re wagging them so fast >>>

Being a little is one of the most magical, amazing things ever. I feel like I experienced all of the happiness in the entire world tonight. I got to feel, for the first time ever, real love to the kitten.. And boy did I cry..

me leaving disney world as a 25yo teenager

Funny things my high boyfriend says: If I was a criminal, instead of Harley Quinn....I'd be Hardy Quinn

thinking caps

this commission was a gift, so now that the dog is out of the bag may i present to you: mabel ✨

Exactly what I need after a long hard relaxing Boxing Day 😂💤 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas 

I just don't "get" the potty... Like it's so cringe. Pullups4Life

Hopefully everyone got some booty this Christmas! #MerryChristmas  #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas  #HappyHolidays 

A female version of the Krampus, butt of course! Merry Christmas everyone

Never forget about the true meaning behind Christmas 😊 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas 

Happy Spankmas ya'll! (Picture by breebird33 on tumblr)