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If u have anything nice to say about Sean Baker I will block you on sight. That man is a predator

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It’s a very very bad sign that a guy who said they don’t need an intimacy coordinator on set was given the best director award. #oscars

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

"Flow" won the Oscar for Best Animated Film ♡

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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

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people who close their window shade on airplanes should be on the no fly list

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Thinking about the time I told the worst man I know that Tom Cruise didn't literally pilot the fighter jets in Top Gun:Maverick and he said I "ruined the movie" for him ✨

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bluesky should have close friends posts

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this is a Sean B*ker hate account, fyi

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they should make real life ghostbusters, but for fires. firebusters

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

Nah, this is clearly a Please Don't Destroy sketch

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Now the other NBC Anchors will convene in secret to elect a new host of 'Nightly News.' Watch for the white smoke coming out of 30 Rock !!

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i just realized that the price of eggs will affect the price of a sausage egg and cheese

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The way some men heard "year of the snake" and took that as advice to be an even shittier person

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thinking of investing in some more triscuits

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ikea furniture is coming tomorrow !!

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Erewhon chopped liver

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Zooey Deschanelhood is a spectrum

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Saliva is a beautiful name for a girl. Send tweet.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Man at the coffee shop looks like Jane Wickline. Send tweet.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Block early and block often

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Make HP Lovecraft not HP Warcraft

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quirky turkey

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Did Jimmy Carter ever get to listen to Cowboy Carter?

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Vine was my generation's Woodstock

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Google News should have the ability to block bylines

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I was the world's worst teenager well into my twenties. Send tweet.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Currently deleting my tw*tter. Haven't logged in for a couple years, but it's time to bury it. Here are a few of the highlights:

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

every single day

submitted 28 days ago • 6 comments

Punxsatawney Phil Confirms Six More Weeks of January

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btw house music is music of revolution and resistance. protest music is also that but we are also revolutionary when we revel in this music of possibility and self-revelation

submitted 31 days ago • 18 comments