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NextDoor really lets you know what the biggest issues are in your community. For example, the most common posts for our neighborhood is people asking where to buy Girl Scout cookies.

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Do you have major anxiety right now or are you somehow avoiding news

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Some nights the sky feels personal

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Apartment neighbor is yelling at her boyfriend on the phone, "I'm tired of you talking to that bitch! Why do you treat me like this?" and "No! I'm not gonna do that just because you don't want to be with me! I want HER to die!" ...so thinking maybe they're breaking up for real this time.

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when you get called "woke"

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Had a dream that a cheap motel shower curtain kept sticking to me and woke up feeling filthy.

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I work for a bank, so I'll know if some of you are shopping today.

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Those brothers on White Lotus Season 3 are giving me some Chuck & Buck vibes.

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I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

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Looks like sheltering-in-place is my Saturday night plan. Thanks a lot, suspect-at-large who shot a cop at a local police station today.

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Had to pay taxes again this year instead of a refund. Mo money, Mo problems indeed.

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If you aren't watching Adult Swim's "Common Side Effects", you need to be watching Adult Swim's "Common Side Effects".

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How It's Made is such a horny show.

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My Manager: "You'll never get a happy ending when you share your salary with someone." also My Manager: *apparently going to the wrong massage parlor*

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Meeting about AI integration into our workplace and realizing half our team will be let go by 2026.

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🎶Some people call me the Space Cowboy Some call me the Gangster of Love Some people call me… 🎶

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If I were a character in a horror movie, I would be the buzzkill one saying, You guys, I don’t think this is a good idea.

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I love when characters in movies do what I yell at them.

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when you hit Andy Dick with a UV wand

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Anyone else watch the 1st episode of White Lotus Season 3 and yell "Fuck you, Greg! That orange shirt should be a jumpsuit, you piece of shit!" at their tv? or just me?

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Please refrain from wishing a pox upon both their houses until the CDC is reinstated

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How about a work camp for sociopaths first? Just to test the success rate of this method.

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Was awakened by yelling, clapping, and honking at 8:30 am on a Sunday, but wasn't mad when I saw it was about 300 people marching with "Fuck Ice" signs.

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Hottest wooing in any movie is Duckie lip syncing Try a Little Tenderness in Pretty in Pink.

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There’s no better feeling than when an animal that doesn’t like most humans chooses you as one of their people

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Welcome to America's version of Game of Thrones, brought to you by the Dollar Store.

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I don't need 1 day a year to express my love. When I love you, you're getting objectified 24/7/365. I'll catcall and whistle at you regularly, like some kind of horny construction worker.

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The voice in the back of my mind this morning is Long Duk Dong and he keeps talking about Grandpa's hyena.

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It's Valentine's Day, so make sure the love never dies.

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Happy Valentine's Day ♥️

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The power has been off for 12 hours and a tear almost ran down my cheek when it came back on.

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Earthquake in the Bay Area 😳 just a little one though.

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these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse

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Normally I'd enjoy a day off from work, but it's just not as much fun during a storm and power outage.

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Me: *reaches maximum comfort zone in bed* My Bladder:

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Love is when they pause Kill Bill to come get you so you can watch the Bride vs Crazy 88 & O-Ren.

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Sobbed through the last 20 minutes of "Dolemite Is My Name" again. It's so good.

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Violets are blue 💙 Roses are red ♥️

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Using AI to produce writing or art is like asking someone at the gym to lift weights for you. The effort is the point.

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