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kieronymous.bsky.social
Water engineer. Outdoorsy type. Bike advocate. Increasingly unsurprised. Him/he. Yup :)
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I guess some son of a nuclear scientist right now is the next bin Laden.

Two questions. 1. Should we rejoin Twitter? 2. Is there enough popcorn?

Apparently I’ll never know love because I haven’t been to space. For 15 minutes. OK Katy. I was never a fan, and now I’m double not a fan. GFY.

Sell stock. Announce tariffs. Buy stock back. Roll back tariffs. Easiest money ever. You just need to be in charge.

This aged great!

On the LA River: “they didn’t put it anywhere. Everyone just moved to Southern California and bought cars, and nature took its course.” @iwriteok.bsky.social Chapeau, sir.

I hear new Teslas will come in any colour you like. As long as it’s white.

“Simeon Brown is the right person to deliver ruthless execution in the health sector.” - Luxon. Phrasing, Chris, phrasing. 😖

So I paid for Nebula, but all it’s recommending is stuff I’ve already seen on YouTube 😑

Bikes are safer than cars in the same way that rugby is safer than gridiron. Only, waay more so.

I’ll tell you right now. Traffic around Christchurch’s new stadium is going to be an absolute nightmare.

On my bike, I tend to roll through stop signs, because: A: I have elevated, unrestricted vision, which I can raise further simply by standing up. B: I have exponentially lower kinetic energy. C: I can stop faster. D: I can manoeuvre better. E: I can hear things. TLDR: I’m not a car.

About to head back to the world of the employed. Owning a business was fun while it lasted, but I’m no marketeer. I’m an engineer and always will be.

I just saw a KFC ad in which a stereotypically lovable ragtag of kiwi fellas organise delivery of same, via helicopter, to a NZ backcountry hut. My views on justifiable homicide have been amended accordingly.