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Finally warm enough to go for an adventurous walk

Touched up the blue in my hair

It’s so cold, I saw my breath. It spelled, ‘Nope, I’m out.’

Was just talking Emma again and we got dog called from a car passing by and what I mean by that is 2 dogs were barking and howling with their heads out as they approached and passed us it made Emma turn around and make our way back home😂

This was early morning now the suns gone and now I can’t see my neighbours

This caught my eye at the check out line so it came home with me

-24 outside and hating it

Ew I just noticed I’m being watched while I shove food down my throat on my breaks💀 why are there cameras in the staff break room but none in the stairwell where the punch in clock is? Why do you need to watch staff while they’re on breaks???

Bruh hit the zooty maybe a bit too much and I had left tit cramps for like 1-2 minutes well that’s how long it felt like it went on for😅

Left for work in the dark coming home from work in the dark 😕

u heard the lady

[putting a lil saddle on my weed] gonna ride this high

Had Emma’s final walk of the evening while the sun was setting

My life improved when I discovered battered cheese curds existed

Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth

I’m going to double it but minus the lap

Why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing?

"yOuR FaCe Is TuRnInG rEd" I KNOW I CAN FEEL IT SHUT UP

Monday the 13th, spooky.

you can always poop with friends if you check bsky

We made oliebollen last night

I just came to realization that the space movie that Sandra Bullock was in is a completely different space movie that Anne Hathaway was in but this entire time I thought it was the same movie

If you’re reading this you deserve a sweet treat

Yesterdays dinner also tonight’s dinner

Asking someone if they wanna get dinner is really just "hey wanna go turn some stuff into poop together"

If I could sleep in a freshly baked baguette I would

All that to get it unlocked but also there was a chip on the screen protector so they replaced it for free I get back home and now there’s another chip on the other side wtf😭 it’s been in the box the whole time how does that happen twice?!?!?

SHES CURED❤️

Don't tell me to stay in my lane. I am here, car stalled, broken down, not moving and trying to find my hazard lights, sir, the honking is completely unnecessary

Scored this from work the other day stuffed my pockets full🤩 it’s too bad they discontinued the best flavour

Doing some weeding and digging on my island and it’s making my brain happy

With that jacket there’s no way you’re a dog who’s allowed to wonder who do you belong to?

Small chance we need to go to the Apple Store an hour away to fix my phone 🙃😭

If you think getting 0 likes is gonna stop me from posting, I've got news for you.

cookig hot dogs in the michael wave

When someone asks what I’m doing this weekend