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kileyfitzgerald.bsky.social
They/Them Comedian and fan of polar seltzer. Anti-fascist and attempting to live my life as a de-colonized anti-racist, intersectional queer person.
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They’re cutting our social security but yet- this administration is still taking it out of everyone’s pay check, every week. Where the fuck is the money they’re taking RIGHT NOW going to go??

Paid protesters?? Nah, man, you don’t have to pay us, we are doing this shit for free.

Project 2025 is basically what the Kens did to Barbieland

A subscription television service, where a cable is strung from pole to pole to pole and we shall call it CABLE TV!!!!!!!!

Love Is Blind is a sociopath’s love bomb dream come true

Dear RFKjr, If you take away my ADHD meds I will use my sickening ability to obsess to mail you a pice of shit from every single dump I take until the day you die. Xoxo, The bear, the worm, heroin.

Gulf of Mexico: beautiful gem! Gulf of America: Lake Shitty Kaka

Alright, alright, alright…

Now we know Jewel was singing about Trump

It’s pretty wild that Trump manifested a man from Africa in a high ranking government position

When a serial rapist promises to protect women’s sports.

I got two drag names up for grabs: LaRoach Pussay and Carrie Fissure

Ramen Williams.

Elon’s torso looks like Kermit the frog sipping tea.

Mel Gibson is trash but I have watched Braveheart twice today and I’m starting to see what’s capable.

Don’t like “diversity”? Then balance it with “equity”, and make the equity universal with a thing called “inclusion”. Pretty much covers everyone.

Your lying cunt name is: Kash + Patel

Tim Curry as Frankenfurter singing Bonnie Rait’s Something to Talk About —— CONSIDER IT!!!!!!

Let me see if I got this right, nepotism and hiring your buddies is fine but a qualified DEI hire who has submitted a resume, educational records, background check, passed several interviews, hand selected based off their experience and capabilities, not ok. Do I have that right? Just checking.

I’m starting to think Target is going to have to rethink their whole PRIDE line this year

Children of Earth: Read all the banned books.

Liberals responding to the immigration crisis by asking: who will clean your homes, cook your food, pick your crops? Y’all ok? It’s a bad look.

If All this shit happening to immigrants, Black & Brown folks, trans people, Jewish people, women isn’t evidence that they aren’t the ones controlling the US and making your life “difficult”- I don’t know what is. Fight the real enemy.

@dollyjaye.bsky.social hi, I adore you and your stories about cooking and rights and your sweet dog posts. I’ve loved watching you absolutely blossom over the past few years. Committed to seeing you and folx like you, thrive❤️

Elon Musk is a Stupid Child #ElonMuskisaStupidChild

Elon Musk is a stupid child #ElonMuskisaStupidChild

Elon musk is a stupid child. #ElouskisaStupudChild

Elon Musk is a Stupid Child #ElonMuskisaStupidChild

Elon Musk is a stupid child.

Liberals: register as a republican!! Let’s ruin their data. Let’s gerrymander their gerrymandering! Let’s become invisible to them and show up to vote in massive numbers. Play their game our way.

If you don’t see yourself in the pic, then you will not benefit from this administration

@poetkevinpowell.bsky.social is one of the reasons I’m not a Trump supporter today. The things I learned from him on tv in the 90’s, helped put me on the road to being an anti-fascist and to my best, conscious ability anti-racist. I still have a life time to go but I’m thankful for where I am now.

tinyurl.com/yrvx2z4j Something to stitch while bracing ourselves for the find out of times…

I remember when I went to the white house I had to pass a security clearance and now that shithole is filled with criminals. #GoodByeAmerica