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killerforhire.bsky.social
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REAL ID is NOT going to go into effect in May, bro

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Earthquake?!

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Is Marvel going to scoop Sean Baker up and make him direct a movie about Rogue from X-Men being a stripper

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Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

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Chanel 🐕 Adult female Pit Bull Terrier mix Adoptable from Seattle Humane: The Humane Society for Seattle/King County (Bellevue, WA) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/chanel-75389737/wa/bellevue/seattle-humane-the-humane-society-for-seattle-king-county-wa06/

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Whoever wins Best Actress needs to go on for ten minutes

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Diego Luna, what a dreamboat

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Co Co 🐾 Senior female American Bully mix Adoptable from Hendricks County Animal Control Shelter (Danville, IN) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/coco-75388506/in/danville/hendricks-county-animal-control-shelter-in498/

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The Mouse is never letting this happen again

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If the way RDJ presented Best Supporting Actor is going to be all evening, this ceremony is going to be miserable #oscars

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Surprised no politics in the opening

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Look! An anime drug commercial.

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OMG he has been such a slut at award shows recently.

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Los Angeles should get rid of all the street parking on Hollywood Boulevard. It’s so ugly.

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@truthmagnum.bsky.social when you’re in Los Angeles for Revolution you should pump some iron at Muscle Beach 💪💪💪

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The Don Callis cosplay in the front row is incredible #aew

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The Trader Joe’s subreddit has been monitoring how Jingle Jangle has sold so horribly that they still have stock in store two months after Christmas.

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Mario 🐾 Adult male Terrier mix Adoptable from Lancaster County Animal Shelter (Lancaster, SC) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/mario-75361213/sc/lancaster/lancaster-county-animal-shelter-sc510/

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Every day I have to hear about some asshole

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Is it worth it?! Is it all worth it?!

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I will never forget the photo of Zelenskyy’s face after he saw Russia’s war crimes in Bucha in 2022. He seemed to age years in an afternoon. Watching him constantly cross the world asking for aid that should have been thrown at him is one of the deepest shames of our age.

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I don't see why any of them should show up for this farce. Go hold events in your districts and talk to actual people. Nobody needs to watch them scowling and shaking their heads somberly on tv

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@allelitewrestling.com hey, wanted to give the heads up about aewchampionshipbelts.com. Counterfeit belts.

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Rubio terminated 5800 USAID contracts – more than 90% of its foreign aid programs – in defiance of the courts. Here’s a list of just some of the lifesaving awards that were terminated. Nearly all were Congressionally mandated. They’ve saved millions of lives. 🧵

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i’m never going to see any of the money i’ve had taken from my paychecks for 25 years

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MJF should do his own version of the Burberry London in Love campaign set to When Love Breaks Down by Prefab Sprout

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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

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You ever get so angry you start laughing. Like has one of your parents ever done that and it's so much scarier than them yelling or something

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Ahhh, my quarterly trip to Calabasas…

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You’ve gotta be insane to buy supplements on eBay. There is just no safe way to buy credible supplements on eBay, especially if the price is low. Protect yourself. Most supplements are unnecessary anyway.

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Gregory 🐕‍🦺 Adult male Pit Bull Terrier Adoptable from Lost and Found Animal Foundation (Las Vegas, NV) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/gregory-75323611/nv/las-vegas/lost-and-found-animal-foundation-nv252/

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The mega Joann in Sherman Oaks should become an apartment building

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It’s kinda crazy how much ice cream fell off

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This is the most insane card I have ever seen?

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Bob Vila is going to get a crazy resurgence this decade thanks to TikTok

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The rotiking.com website is the most incredible thing to look at now that I am high

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Just watched the part in Jack Reacher where they dunk on Lavender ice cream for some reason. Lavender ice cream is good!

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Please keep your dogs on leashes. Just saw a coyote walking around Van Nuys at 10 AM.

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Please don't tell anyone off Bluesky but I just got the call: when Francis dies I'll be the new Pope. Seems the whole conclave thing is a fake front, they try to choose Popes based on a heavenly algorithm that seeks the coolest person. "It always fails" they said. Anyway I'm in. Nude Easter soon.

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This Lio Rush Action Andretti promo makes them look like Amazon drop shippers

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I should’ve bought more sunscreen in Tokyo.

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Couldn’t do math properly so accidentally lifted a higher weight than I needed to. I guess that’s fine.

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I have the Friends of Felines Rescue Center livestream on right now and while it’s sooo cute I know it must smell crazy in there

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Denali 🐕 Adult female Pit Bull Terrier Adoptable from Humane Society of Chittenden County (South Burlington, VT) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/denali-75251955/vt/south-burlington/humane-society-of-chittenden-county-vt01/

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I know the *gg shortage is real because tofu was also out of stock at the grocery store last night

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Max Senior Nj 🦮 Senior male Pit Bull Terrier mix Adoptable from Eleventh Hour Rescue (Rockaway, NJ) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/max-senior-nj-75229274/nj/rockaway/eleventh-hour-rescue-nj376/

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S**n D*ffy thought he was gonna have a super easy four years lmao bitch

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