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33. Twin dad. Chemistry teacher & baseball coach. Baseball hat connoisseur. #SELL #HookEm #BearDown
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Tommy John branching out from surgery into the underwear/loungewear/sleepwear market. We all need a side hustle in today’s world.

How the hell did this kid teach one his dogs to weld?!

I have so many questions about PAW Patrol. The primary of which is “Where did this child get this assortment of talking dogs?” and “How is he funding all of this?!” I need answers.

Kenny Pickett taking the final snaps of the game is a whole nother level of hilarious.

Goddamn X is fast.

lmao. Mahomes choking fr fr.

White guy pick 6!

When you try to watch the Super Bowl with toddlers, sometimes you have to improvise. Like using their table for your food spread, or brining in another TV so they can still watch Paw Patrol.

(sings) effectivement sauvage

Out with the old and in with the new! Kind of.

Bananas games really are a vibe.

I don’t give af about the NBA, but even I was a bit flabbergasted by that trade. Damn.

I’m conflicted. Obviously seeing the Chiefs in the Super Bowl every year is boring af, but I’ve always had a soft spot for them. My aunt lived in Kansas City years ago and bought me a Chiefs jacket that I wore to death. Also, seeing them be good makes Raiders fans angry, and that makes me happy.

lmao. Commies do always be dropping the ball tbh.

The longer Pete Alonso goes unsigned, the more I’m convinced he signs with the A’s for like 1 year + an option just to try and rebuild his stock for another shot at free agency down the line.

I don’t care. Fuck these McCarthyite bastards.

The Gatorade bath before the game was officially over. lol

lmao

Can someone PLEASE fix Leonard’s jersey sleeve for the love of all that’s holy.

Until the day that I fucking die (or it actually happens) SELL THE TEAM.

Fuck em!

Jack Cust is 46?! Time really is a flat circle.

Finally got my Coli dirt thanks to @lastdivebar.bsky.social. Strongly considering adding the second bag to my baseball field so that it can be used again. 🥲

Sasaki to the Sacramento A’s confirmed. They have tons of established stars, like Brent Rooker, Lawrence Butler, and JP Sears.

Doinked it in. lmao

The only thing worse than an Notre Dame/Ohio State natty would be an Oklahoma/Ohio State natty. This is my personal hell. Please send help.

Bring on the Arch Manning era.

Welp. I’ll be honest with you, I expected to lose. At least they kept it close, but that sucks.

Gotta be fucking kidding me. That’s why I wasn’t watching in the first place.