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kimbodiddleydoo.bsky.social
Dinosaurs didn’t have to deal with emails or adhd or billionaires 😒
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I want to make a bumper sticker

Me when I realize I’m oversharing

And god said unto thee

We gotta make this a thing

Hating on the locals who complain about the unhoused

The way I would

I$яеаl is using the hunger of Рalеsтin!aи$ against them in the cruelest ways. They’re staging canned food that explodes when touched. They waited for food aid to be dropped in a “secure” area and then opened fire on the starving masses scrambling for food.

Starving them and then leaving food out that’s rigged to kill them. How evil can they get? www.instagram.com/reel/DHieah7...

The last few gallons of milk we’ve bought have tasted really weird. Am I alone on this?

At this point, some of the things he’s doing almost feel like he’s trying to get someone to stop him. Like he’s sitting in a room and thinking up unbelievably evil things to do that he’s certain someone will finally stand up to him for but no one does.

Apple should let me send alarms to family members

If Chuck sends another strongly worded letter in response to this budget, everything is going to burn. 🔥

Expired food is becoming a regular issue in my life. Either the food on the shelf is expired or the food I get that’s “not expired” tastes expired.

Me when the coworkers won’t let me put the thermostat on 69°

You crying over a mediocre man. Me:

Kansas City folks, you have a new creative reuse store in your community. magpiecreativereuse.org/shop/

The funniest transphobe take is “god doesn’t make mistakes”. They’re out here with their hair dyed, wearing contacts, taking zep bound, spray painting on a different complexion, using Botox, and all while knowing damn well their ancestors relocated to an environment they were never meant to inhabit.

giving myself a gold star for this

The feminine urge to watch a movie just to see girls flouncing around in floor length fairytale gowns

“Save money by eating poverty meals” but I’m autistic and already eat this.

you know the rules.

Life (1999) -in 1932 two New York men are framed for murder while picking up a bootleg haul of liquor and get sentenced to life in a Mississippi prison.

Let's fucking goooooo

Every time I think it can’t get more embarrassing, they come up with something new.

The hairline is all wrong.

Watch American made stuff skyrocket too because they can get away with it.

I will start a gofundme to get Kandi Muse out of jail if she beats Tyra Sanchez’s ass for us.

Tyra is short for tyranny. Give the crown to Raven and let Tyra fade into obscurity.

Give @repjasmine.bsky.social the microphone. Tee her up for the soap box. We are ready! 👏👏👏

complete batshit insanity

Seeing a beautiful full-bodied woman as the love interest in a film without her body type being a plot device feels so good. Just one of the many things I love about #sinners

Sinners is a magnificent film. If you want something lighter from the same time frame check this out. Don’t let the comedy cover fool you. This film has a lot of heart.

Delroy Lindo as Delta Slim in #Sinners. Masterful.

I do not recommend it, but "dropping out" seems to have paid off for my son Sam. I'm incredibly proud of him. Here's a review of his comedy game show "Game Changer," which you can watch on his streaming platform Dropout.  https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/arts/television/game-changer-dropout.html

HOW TF CAN YOU BE THAT OLD AND NOT OWN A BLACK SUIT?!

Being attracted to men is an affliction. I have a great one but I don’t know how the rest of you do it.

Dems finally hired someone that knows how to reply 🤣💀

Even as an atheist, I never thought I’d see the day that people would be happy and laughing that the pope died. Modern conservatives really are just evil beings.

📌UNDERSTAND: Now that we have learned Pete Hegseth shared classified information about imminent strikes in Yemen in another group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, he should be arrested. 📌This was no one-off, this was treason.