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Planned Parenthood is pushing governors and lawmakers in California, New York and other blue states to cobble together emergency funding to get ahead of a possible federal defund.

The slogan for southern summers is, “It’s hotter than a warlock’s balls!” #stayinside

PBH Free Fringe launches a London festival

The Trump administration is arresting more and more immigrants with no criminal records. To maintain the illusion that their focus is criminals, they're ginning up charges including by leveraging testimony from criminals who then get leniency.

Come join the Fringe Society team! We’re #hiring for our Street Events team for #edfringe 2025. Help bring joy to the heart of Edinburgh and be a part of the iconic Fringe Street Events. 👉 Street Events Assistant Manager 👉 Street Events Stewards Apply now at www.edfringe.com/about-us/wor...

Angelino tow trucks abide by strict regulations & if you’ve ever been to LA & tried to understand the parking signs, you quickly realize a PhD is necessary. In other news, LA TOW TRUCKS ARE REMOVING ALL ILLEGALLY PARKED “ICE”VEHICLES. Talk about Good Humor! #icecreamed #OperationMincemeat

Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Zohran Mamdani has a lovely ring to it. Praise his name because you know just the sound of it drives the Orange, golf-cheating-grifter & his racist sycophants nuts! #NYC #NY #NYMayoralrace #NYMayor #democrats

I grew up working class -- and I'm still working class. I wait tables by day and run for Congress by night. Wisconsin’s 3rd is a must-win battleground if Democrats are going to flip the House. Will you help us hit our fundraising goals with a donation? secure.actblue.com/donate/cooke...

Sugar Daddy and Grandaddy are fighting. What’s the over/under? I need to resuscitate my portfolio.

2/2(Unwanted pregnancy/rape). He only won when he ran against brilliant, savvy, educated, well read, hard working, dedicated, EXPERIENCED WOMEN! They worked harder, endured brutal criticisms, were subjects of ridicule & “did it in heels!” Anyone that fails to acknowledge & respect us can fuck off.

Don’t tell me we aren’t globally hated by our governments, colleagues & even our partners. We are. There’s a false sense of “safety/comfort” in the US, it’s just gaslighting that keeps “their feet on our necks,” their fists in our faces, their penis threatening at every opportunity, invited or not.

Just two months left until #edfringe 2025 kicks off! 🎉 Get ready to dive into a whirlwind of creativity, laughter, and unforgettable performances. And guess what? The 2025 programme is dropping in just two days! 😁

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... Ladies, it’s NOT in YOUR head.

Is it me, or anyone else think "T.A.C.O." leaves a bad taste in the mouth.

Men & Women differ on the definition of Erectile Dysfunction. Men think: It occurs when they can't get/keep an erection. Women think: WHY THE FUCK are they constantly walking around with a hard on and WTF can’t they keep it in their pants?! LEAVE US ALONE!

Travel Tip 101: Eat like a local. Shit like a tourist.

We're thrilled to launch the Made in Scotland Showcase programme for #edfringe 2025! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🥳 Get ready to experience some of this country's finest works from across dance, theatre, music and beyond. Read more: www.edfringe.com/about-us/new...

@jaketapper.bsky.social Congratulations! You spew “mental decline” whilst a mad “man” felon dismantles democracy & make billions doing it! Corruption, Media & Lies=why he’s in office! YOU gave HIM FREE PRESS, shit on Hillary & Kamala. It’s sickening how this country of old, white men hates women.

You gotta hand it to Zelensky, dealing with insane narcissists who kill his people, lie to his face and demand the unthinkable. I would have snapped by now.

Right disease, wrong person.

Bernie Sanders: “Republicans just unveiled their [budget bill] which will take Medicaid & health insurance away from 13.7 million Americans, shutter hospitals & cause premiums to skyrocket across the country. Insane. Call your Member of Congress at 202-224-3121 and demand they vote NO.”

Oh so when it’s a woman, “lock her up,” but when it’s a pathological lying narcissist, YOU GET A PLANE! YOU GET A PLANE!

He’s a very ugly man, terrible skin. Not talented, failed businessman & no one’s ever heard of him before, everyone says he’s a loser & now I have to believe them because I don’t know him. I’m a very important person, no time really to pay attention BECAUSE I AM THE ALL POWERFUL WIZARD OF SHITOZ!

This country is being run by AI. And I don’t mean the robots.

Robert “Ed” Smylie, the NASA official who saved the Apollo 13 crew in 1970, has died at 95. He cobbled together an apparatus made of cardboard, plastic bags and duct tape after an explosion crippled the spacecraft as it sped toward the moon.

The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT FOR SALE. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS NOT ONE OF YOUR FAILED BUSINESSES TO BANKRUPT. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE, not Donny DICK-tator wannabe.

The following is statement from the Writers Guild of America East (WGAE) on the firing of Shira Perlmutter immediately following the release of the U.S. Copyright Office’s Report on Generative AI Training:

Help a fella out wouldja?!

Obama wore a tan suit and the GOP lost their minds. Imagine if he boldly accepted a bribe like a luxury plane or a hotdog?

You think June 14 will be a parade? Wait until he kicks, now that’ll be a parade! #global #finally

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Trump regime just arrested the Mayor of Newark Ras Baraka and roughed up two Democratic members of Congress for standing up to ICE. Here is Rep. Menendez, Jr. slamming ICE for their attack on Democratic officials. Nothing makes MAGA happier than arresting a Black Mayor and beating up Democrats.

Nothing like a good, democratic Pope from Chi-Town to tell it like it is. Almost makes me want to Thank “God.”

I wish for an incapacitating stroke, where both speech and physical independence are impossible, while sat in a shitty diaper as the bile eats away the flesh from the inside out.

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He’s concerned about gang violence? why pardon every insurrectionist? Why not denounce the “Charlottesville Shooter/Supremacists?” Why not demand disbanding of Proud Boys? He doesn’t care about anyone but himself and protecting his narrative of hate speech, propaganda and fear mongering.

Starting today, I identify as autistic and am getting vaccinated during my abortion procedure while eating a a box of Fruitloops. Thanks #RFKJr

After years in the NFL, @billbelichick.bsky.social retired to open up his new babysitting service “24 and Under.”

Apparently Pete Hegseth is better on his knees than Mike Waltz. Let’s see how much Marco Rubio can swallow. #SIGNAL #signalgate #sycophant

Hey #RobertFKennedyJr. FUCK YOU.