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kimmy.zip
Highly Unprofessional | Hardcore Wholesome | Product Management | Hackery Type | Trans(former) 🏳️‍⚧️ | Failed Man | Polyamorous | XY(ZZY) | Taller than you Other socials: https://kimmy.zip
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JD Vance has to become the new pope right? Like when Tim Allen killed Santa, but with a different hat.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Why did the liberals put Easter on national pot smoking day this year? 😡

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

Well that explains the smell

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I'll definitely need to know this at some point.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I've got 99 problems, but precision ain't 1.0000000000000001

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

I won't go anywhere without my Fliffer.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Go tell her happy birthday! She likes attention. (I know that's shocking. 😝)

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Ah fuck I have to do my taxes 😭

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Today marks 4 years of transitioning! 🏳️‍⚧️ 😊

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

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submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

but most of all, samy is my hero

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Everything's computer

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

Distributed Denial

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Sunday! We went to a reptile convention today (the pet kind—not the shape-shifter kind) and then to the mall to shop, and now I'm sleepy but about to have sushi! 🦎🛍️🍣🥱

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Okay, I KNOW I've seen: Jurassic Park Jurassic Park 2 Jurassic Park 3 Jurassic World But what about: Jurassic Kart??? Jurassic 64??? Jurassic Sunshine??? Jurassic Galaxy??? New Jurassic Park Wii??? How far behind am I? 😭

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

Why is there a pea called "zipper cream"? 😭

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Okay so... will Equation report to APT28 or APT29?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Okay maybe I kept her up too late last night 😅 but look how cute she is 🫠 @cookiethief.bsky.social

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Me: "Why is is so cold outside?!" @cookiethief.bsky.social: "The groundhog said there would be more winter." She's cute. ❤️

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Her name is Madonna

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

Forgot to post this yesterday!! Have a great week everyone! 😊

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

Easy money 😏

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Who wants to buy us a Vday drink? ( @kimmy.zip )

submitted 76 days ago • 9 comments

Super Bowl cuddle pile moment with @kimmy.zip and Commander Murphy Gramford.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Go birds 😊

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Dear communists, Please DO NOT, under any circumstances, set fire to the Reichstag. Thank you.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Saturday, everyone. 😊

submitted 82 days ago • 4 comments

If Trump gets told no on these executive orders, I bet we'll have an Enabling Act of 2025...

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 106 days ago • 8 comments