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kingkagle.bsky.social
He/Him | Xe/Xem | Dude/Bruh Trying to stay sucker-free but the road is paved with lollipops. & the drivers are all Dumdums.
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So... The amount of games available for touchscreen play on XBOX Game Streaming is genuinely impressive. The actual controls themself though... Fucking suck

@katystoll.bsky.social Just had to say... It's good that you keep trying to empathize and understand people. In the end, our "side" is humanity. We do the right thing because it's the right thing to do. Not because it looks good. Not because it feels good. But because it IS good.

I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names

Inflation so bad it raised the flu and now BIRDS gettin it... smh Can't wait for my boy to lower egg prices

People complain about watching movies on phones like we didn't watch VHS tapes on a 13in CRT

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

Team Dehdehbon's Steam store page is now live! PRETTY PLEASE (with a cherry on top) go wishlist it! #gamedev #indiedev

In light of recent National events, I would like to formally apologize. I was so excited to find that rabbit's foot and wish for "precedented times" that I didn't notice it was actually a monkey's paw.🤷

I’m a Scottish woman of 55 who lives in the Highlands. There’s precious little projected on contemporary cinema screens that means a great deal to my life, if truth be told.

one day into the new regime and we've already announced a deal to build the kree supreme intelligence

If today's underscore direct goes well and XBOX's year continues looking this good, I fully expect Microsoft to shut the entire division down by summer.

If you're able to help or share

Real sorry about this, but my editing rig has been met with some catastrophic problems re: the power supply, motherboard, and possibly videocard. I'm looking at nearly 2 grand to get this thing fixed. ko-fi.com/kaiserneko Any help would be appreciated.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Well...no. But thanks

As this is "Day Two," I'm going to check to see if there are no longer taxes on tips, the border has been sealed, and the war in Ukraine is over. 👀

Is it scuba flipper rules or something else

The line between "Haha! It's funny because it's an exaggeration!" & "Haha! It's funny because the truth is even worse!" is so blurry

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984

Will this be our legacy? Cranking our hogs while the world burns down around us? Cranking our hogs until all is reduced to ash, including the very hogs we are cranking? Can we not aspire to greater than this, friends, to something greater than the cranking of our smoldering hogs?

You may not think it was a Nazi salute, but you know who does? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol... www.wired.com/story/neo-na...

mans hit the sig heil hard-r style

5 days after Warner Brothers jumped into the network game, the other major contender to be America's 5th network landed from Space...

Me too...

Dreamt that someone invented gourmet pizza rolls and now I think that person has to be me

The absolute weirdest WND re:Switch 2 is how it doesn't seem to *have any* The kickstand doesn't double as a glucometer, there's not cameras under the left joycon that snap a photo when you fart, no magnetic tote handle that's rated as a safety floatation device... & I'm for it

Based on this info, I imagine @julialepetit.bsky.social is a real hit in Heaven

Sometimes I say a dumb joke/reference that not only does the person not get, but the context needed to parse it out almost guarantees they'll NEVER get it. But I still say it. Then I point at heaven like, "That one's for you, Jesus."☝️😉

You've never seen bigger "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" energy than the Switch 2.

Long live JNCO!

THERE'S A MF SCAM GODDESS TV SHOW!!!! www.hulu.com/series/9b6db...

periodically I look around at the state of the internet and the way it is clearly contributing to making the world worse in so many ways, and I think back to dicking around in a computer lab in the early 00s and how full of promise it all felt, and I feel sad it didn't have to be this way

I still refer to Gen 5-8 primarily as Gen 5-8🤷

Thanks to everyone who responded to this. I made a thing: www.bettereshop.com