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kinglenoir.bsky.social
TX 30+ ♌️ 7/23 Father to 1, Daddy to a few Friendly neighborhood people watcher. I’m here for the lols. I thirst follow bc I like art. I think I’m funny so no one else’s opinion really matters
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Just legit accidentally closed my hair in the car door… wtf is my life today?

I’m never not in awe of how beautiful black women are… like .. God really did his big one

Beep me 911 or call me on my cellphone, I’ll call you back just to seeeee what you gon tell me

You got one time to piss me off before I hit that block button

me tryna connect my charger without getting out of the bed:

The world seems a little overwhelming today. What’s going on up there, brain? 🧠 what we on?

Since I still got a gang of followers for the moment, lemme tell yall how my day is already awesome af

Ppl who say this used to have silver caps in they mouth as kids

Face card eats down 😍 #BlackSky #AddToBlackSky

You shouldn’t be mean to people you ask to put your genitals in their mouth. I don’t know why this is a hard concept, but getting people to understand this is like pulling teeth.

when you forget to cancel your free trial

I didn’t forget to take the meat out the freezer this morning. Look at me growing up. 😂

Tacos 🌮 #blacksky

When I say I slept like a baby it's because slept for only two hours, woke up then cried.

2 something and tryna do something

They are!

‘U Send Me Swingin’ is one of my favorite love songs. 🥰