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kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social

" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people " Super Hans https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cde5keqwdvan4p2jdwlbya6q/feed/aaabnqkf3tmmu

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I like your PFP better when it’s small

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Welcome to social media! For examples of human stupidity, please see everywhere.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

idk who needs to hear this but: Hail Hydra

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

any diver can drown but only a muff diver can drown in pussy . hi! im Neil deGrasse Tyson & im here to tell you about science or something

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

Given the current state of the world, some of you guys pick some really bizarre shit to be outraged about.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

my carpet is beige & my drapes are ecru, in answer to your question

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Yeah, but what is the administration gonna do about the fact that birds aren’t real and they’re all robots?

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

DMing people who have no DMs in their bios instructions on how to turn off DMs

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

are any serial killers following me?

submitted 2 hours ago • 16 comments

*outside the retirement home on my in-lines ' I'm here to steal your giiiiiirrrrrrrrrrl

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

i'm caught inside some sort of naughtysphere with you pervs

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Drunk toilet selfie guy, you have nothing I even remotely need

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

i'm on my first date with that neat freak i met on Tinder. it's so funny: he's even got floor drains in his bedroom

submitted 4 hours ago • 9 comments

Might put on some acid wash jeans and an earring and hang out at the mall say hi if you see me.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

i'm putting my vibrator on a war footing

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

This is my emotional support chainmail bikini

submitted 296 days ago • 0 comments

Replied with a picture not related to the post, referred to themselves in the third person AND didn't even like the post they replied to..found someone new to hate.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I draw the line at penciled in eyebrows.

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

there is the easy, way the hard way and then there there's no fucking way. your choice.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

If life imitates art then this one's a Jackson Pollock.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh thanks. I nearly didn't wake up like this.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

[sucking on a chili dog] i just got an idea for a song

submitted 20 hours ago • 11 comments

She was rare, like a decent night’s sleep in 2025.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

AI is learning fuck all from me.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Look. What can I say. This account is run by an idiot.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I can’t think of anyone I’d rather drive off a cliff with than you.

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

Are you there God? What the fuck, man?

submitted 453 days ago • 17 comments

I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?

submitted 46 days ago • 22 comments

Imagine if there was a way to cook and reheat food, not via a flame or electrically heated element, but by a way that performs a tiny little, almost impossible to see wave at it.