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someone just tried this

i gnore you

tried to bake a cake in microwave 1st try: pretty basic, with no crust, tastes ok 2nd try: I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOU GONNA DIE IN HELLFIRE U DUMBFUCK

There, problem solved

shiver me timbers

pornbots...it's like I'm back in tumblr

oh thank god. wait

i thought misunderstanding of irony could only lead to a single shooting in a New Zealand mosque

kid a? fuck you you only deserve kid f!

Movie: The Lion King (1994) Language: Lithuanian

Now that he’s in the Public Domain I can finally share my dream character: Popeye who has given up spinach for the fresh taste and lifestyle of Monster energy

hapinüear

Clearly, this was a global issue.

The Palahniuk test is a set of criteria used to evaluate how well a work of fiction, such as a film, represents men: The work must feature at least two male characters The men must talk to each other One of the men must exist only in the mind of the other man

frutiger aero death

Imagine these but they have neon dreadlocks and raver boots and they’re jacked into the mainframe

Idk why did I do this #furryart #furry #art

I'm a separate entity here. I am not a human in other social media.

I’m with her

I made the sidewalk brownies

crazy busy

CONCHA DE TU MADREEE

jiggly shitposting accessories

one of them is my gf

I'm ready to die and be reborn like the phoenix

gel

not so flaccid

Your life is like a mgmt song about spreadsheets

my motto

Earth fucking rules and every other planet sucks ass

the resemblance

average male friend group

he is happier than me