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So let me get this straight: You want to fly on a magic carpet to see The King of The Potato People and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me you're completely sane?
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open.spotify.com/track/3pTP4D... This poem by John Denver means as much today as it did when he wrote and recorded it. Thank you for this, John.

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youtube.com/shorts/ZYKRY... If calling out Nazis hurts your feelings get the fuck off my profile.

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Welcome to Florida.

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Happy Birthday, Bob. "Don't gain the world And lose your soul Wisdom is better Than silver and gold"

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They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances!

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While some of you were inspecting genitals in the bathrooms, this happened.

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Happy birthday to Rosa Parks. #BlackHistoryMonth

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Perfectly captured.

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I'm surprised the Trump Administration isn't rewriting history by blaming DEI for 9/11, The Bay of Pigs Invasion, The Titanic, Oklahoma City Bombing, The Great Chicago Fire of 1871, Ed Gein, John Wayne Gacy, Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Andrew, The Great Iowa Flood of 1993, and many other tragedies.

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A timeline

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The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

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Let Denmark cook.

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Your tax dollars hard (or lard) at work!

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SMITE!

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BBQ Chicken Pizza. The crust is made of canned chicken.

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Bacon Cinnamon Roll Twists! Made by yours truly!

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If you ask me, the God in the Bible was all for killing children. Has anyone ever heard of The Tenth Plague?

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Will the congregation open their bibles to Numbers Chapter 5 Verses 11-31. These verses clearly describe what an abortion would've been in that era. The Bible is actually pro-abortion. There is no other verse anywhere in that book that even slightly mentions anything relating to an abortion.

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Where do these fuckwads plan to deport Navajo to? The past?

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I got super excited the other day and did apartheid in South Africa.

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Bawnjourno

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Would not recommend. ⭐️

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In a world of Nazis, be and Indy!

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On this date 20 years ago Apocalyptica released their self-titled 5th studio album. The first single was the track "Bittersweet" which features vocals from Ville Vallo from H.I.M.and Lauri Ylönen from The Rasmus. #NowThatsWhatICallMusicThatMakesMeFeelOld #MusicSky

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See, Elon Musk was just trying to do this! And if you don't believe that a man with 12 children born from 3 different women doesn't know how to dab, then the bigger lie you're telling yourself is that he's listened to anything the kids have ever had to say.

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1. Fuck you Andy 2. If orange mushroom dick is still alive, he’ll be 82 and I believe you all said that is far too old to lead this country. 3. Eat a bag of dicks Andy

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Elon: 🎶"I am so smart S-M-R-T!"🎶

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