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kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
🔞 69 yo Brit in Spain. Enjoying all the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. The chap said in the movie - 'Perfect, they are all perfect'. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same. DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
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So it's #furdsay eh? My legs are a bit furry, my pussy not so much, I like to keep it smooth, feels nice. I have to shave my chest or I get the plague - OK, a slight exaggeration but I get rashy, itchy and yukky! I love all you chaps, smooth or furry, you're all so sexy.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

How can it be Monday again! Whoosh! everything is whizzing past too fast for me. I was watching some fuckwits on YT complaining about trans/gay/satanists etc., anyone who isn't the same as them. I thought to myself 'differences are what make life interesting, Vive La fucking difference!'

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I was cleaning the bathroom but with my dangly bits dangling around it felt nice, so I had to stop for a break!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Another bathroom cleaning pic from this morning. It could be World Nude Cleaning Day today, but I probably made that up.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Whoops, missed again, I'd better clean up the drips.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

#Humpday, so I'll assume the position. I like being face down, waiting for a 'visitor'.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Another very silly video! It's Sunday morning so I thought I'd wave 'hello' to all you sexy people.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I'm enjoying all the #FCF posts, I'm easy to please 'cos I love them all, fat, thin, long, short, old, not so old, any shape, size or colour - they all deserve love, respect and kisses.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Here's an oldie (of an oldie!) I think this was 2 years ago when I was a young scoundrel of just 67 years old 😀 Having a shower after a swim.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Going through my old snaops I found a couple of unusual POVs from last year. I love nudey, naked time in the pool, can't wait for the warmer weather.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Saying my prayers on Mon Monday, can you guess what I am praying for? World peace, an end to sickness and poverty ... and a nice cock being inserted where it belongs.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I am feeling rebellious today, I know it's Mono Monday, but today I am posting the colour version of the BW pics I posted last week - call the Internet police and put me on the naughty step, then smack my bare, naked bottom, ooh yes plase!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

It gets harder (wrong word?) to get a nice erection as you get older, mine is always camera shy anyway, but with the help of a cock-ring I managed to snap a reasonable effort a couple of months ago, so for Stiffy Saturday - is that a thing?

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

A nice cup of morning coffee starts waking up my little friend, he's normally very shy, but sometimes he stands up and has a look when he sees some of those nice #fcf pictures here.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Just standing around again, I'm retired so I can do that whenever I want. I don't know what special day it is today, Fridge Friday? Yeah that will do 'cos I was standing by the fridge.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Arnold Rimmer was my fave Red Dwarf character, I always sniggered when I heard his name, Rimmer. His name is something I like doing (and getting) very much. Is there a man in the universe, straight, gay, whatever who doesn't go weak at the knees when a tongue strokes and enters his 'special place'?

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

A bit of bluesky (from last year) for #humpday. I never knew there was such a thing until I found this lovely place, someone mentioned it on TV last week and I nearly spat out my tea - apparently it is a common term for Wednesday - who knew? Not me.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I might have posted this before, from last year when it wasn't raining, standing in front of the window, thinking about ... stuff? I hope all you sexy beasts are well and taking lots of horny pics for me to drool over. 👅

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It's raining again, the rain in Spain falls mainly on ...me. I can't get out so I'm sorting out my recent pics and posting a few that are not too horrifying.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Titty, Tummy, Todger Tuesday? I know it's one of those, but as my body falls to bits and my brain gets mushy with old age I get confused..... ha, ha, not really I'm enjoying getting old disgracefully. Come on fellow oldies get naked and posting.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I've got it wrong again haven't I? It's not Titty Tuesday, it's something else isn't it? No don't tell me, I'll get it eventually.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Mono Monday - yay! It's like the olden days when we lived in black and white, I'm glad they invented colours (yeah, English innit - its got a 'u') but I do like moody mono snaps.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments